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Alana
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posted on 3-21-2005 at 02:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
New avatar!

I've had my current Flair-grabbing-my-rack avatar for almost exactly a year now, and I decided I had to replace it with something similarly awesome. Unlike the last one (as Jeb pointed out), I had to work for this one: it takes a lot of heckling for Flair to single you out in the front row. I didn't even realize it at the time, but he got about four inches from my face, and would have headbutted me if I hadn't leaned back. That's me in the red shirt.





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posted on 3-21-2005 at 02:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I didn't think it was HUMANLY POSSIBLE to improve on an avatar of you being groped by the 16-time World Champion, but I'll be damned if this doesn't top it.





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posted on 3-21-2005 at 03:06 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's awesome! What did you say to him?





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posted on 3-21-2005 at 03:09 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
and just as important, what did he say to you?





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posted on 3-21-2005 at 03:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Alana

When I saw that on RAW I was wondering if that was you. When Orton came out I saw the ORTON FEARS SMART BROADS in that corner, but I didn't see who was holding it. I had heard that you would be wearing a red shirt, and when Flair snapped, I saw him go nuts on a woman wearing a red shirt in the front row. I just KNEW it had to be you. Two close encounters with the man, you are indeed lucky.

Great new AV too!





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posted on 3-21-2005 at 03:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
*sigh*

What do I have to do to win a Best Avatar Boardie around here? Alana just keeps raising the bar.





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posted on 3-21-2005 at 04:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
FFC, if you could get an animated av of Edge doing dishes, then you might have a chance.

OR...

If somebody could snag a pic of Orton beside Jeb with Orton peeing himself, then I think that would be the greatest moment in the history of silly online jokes.






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posted on 3-21-2005 at 06:38 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's just freakin awesome - keep this up and we'll be bugging you EVERY time Raw is in your vicinity....






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posted on 3-21-2005 at 02:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
If anyone wants to see the actual clip (and assuming you still have RAW recorded), it's around 9:38 (Central), about a minute before HHH pins Benoit.






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posted on 3-21-2005 at 05:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Erlana, you are like some twist in the fabric of space and time. The rules just don't apply to you. You may be the cosmic center of the OOniverse. You are some iconic symbol of conciousness.

That or you are the luckiest broad I know.

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posted on 3-21-2005 at 07:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
well, at least Flair wasn't treating you like the stewardesses on that flight a coupl years ago...oh wait he already did that






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posted on 3-21-2005 at 08:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
You know, I meant to u2u you about that. But seeing as there's a thread and everything, hell let's pad the post. I thought it looked like he recognized you. But I immediately dismissed that thought until I watched it again later (I TiVo all things wrestling, watch them once all the way through on light ff, then tape the segments or matches that I like)

That's, my fair lady, supercedes things that are awesome.





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posted on 3-22-2005 at 06:47 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Was that Alana in the front row of RAW again tonight, or am i seeing things?? I could have sworn it was her...





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posted on 3-22-2005 at 08:20 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by FusionFistCutter
What do I have to do to win a Best Avatar Boardie around here? Alana just keeps raising the bar.


No worries, I'm sure they won't recognize her two years in a row once it it revealed that she's been OMG CHEATING~! You could've played the Groper off as an isolated incedent, but no. I am convinced that Flair is helping her. And to think, I was a fan of her writing. I can't believe it. I'm so disappointed.

But while we're on the subject of new avatars...
<--- Fear and Loathing anyone?





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posted on 3-22-2005 at 06:52 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'll give a little more of the backstory here. Our front row crew's feud with Flair started at RAW last year. When Flair came out, we started with the usual heckling, calling him "old man" and such. He was out as a manager in a match that led to the infamous groping incident. He came back out at the end of the show, I can't remember why. We're all yelling at him as the cameras are going off the air, you could see him turn around to come back after us. After the cameras stopped, he came back again and told one of our friends, "I'm going to your house to fuck your wife all night long!! WOOOOOOOO!!"

We knew we had to get front row tickets again this year to continue the feud. Our friend had a sign this time that said, "Flair fears me!" During the HHH/Benoit match, we were going off on Flair every time he came over near us. When he was ejected, he made a beeline over to us to get in our face. It almost looked like he was coming over the rail, throwing his coat at us, or swinging at us. And with that, the new avatar was born. He came back out later for the Batista/Snitsky match and stayed on the opposite side of the ring. I yelled, "Yeah, you better stay on that side of the ring old man!" He looked over and half smiled, half smirked.

We'll see what happens next time RAW and Flair come to town...

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posted on 3-22-2005 at 07:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by microplay_24
Was that Alana in the front row of RAW again tonight, or am i seeing things?? I could have sworn it was her...


I saw the girl you were talking about, dead center behind the ring. She was cute, and there was a resemblance, but it definitely wasn't her. I know this becasue Flair never even came to ringside; he would have if Erin was down there.

BFG's joke about a hypothetical Edge avatar made me spit out my Coke, but barring that, I don't think this can be topped. How long til RAW returns to Hot-Lanta?






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posted on 3-23-2005 at 01:48 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think I've decided that my favorite part of the Pre-Ordained Avatar of 2005 is how, if you notice, it kind of creates the seamless illusion that Flair lunges at Erin, storms off, and then turns around to lunge again.

And then storms off again. And then turns around again to lunge yet again.

And again. And again. And again, and again, and again. For all eternity (or until you click a new page).


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posted on 3-23-2005 at 04:03 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's a great avatar

I'm going to have to hit up the next RAW house show and get some front row seats.

Unfortunately, there are only 3 venues relatively close to me where RAW would be on TV, and most are about an hour to two hoursof travel away.

On a side note, I too have a new avatar. I wish I could animate the guy going through the opening line of Sympathy For The Devil, but alas I don't know how to make GIFs.






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posted on 3-23-2005 at 04:11 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
On another side note, your new avatar was WAY too big.





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posted on 3-23-2005 at 06:07 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Mod's avatar's just get sexier and sexier.





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posted on 3-23-2005 at 06:27 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Toffile I wish I could animate the guy going through the opening line of Sympathy For The Devil, but alas I don't know how to make GIFs.


http://www.whitsoftdev.com/unfreez/

Make the screenshots into .gifs, then use that program to assemble them. Easy as pie. See attaches example.

folby has attached this image:
Image could not be shown





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posted on 3-23-2005 at 06:36 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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On another side note, your new avatar was WAY too big.

So's Tarheelmike's. Not WAY, but you know what I mean.

Toffile, make sure your animated gif stays *around* 50k file size. Because you're taking several images and making them into one moving image, it can get the file size to shoot above a couple 100k really easily.

Folby, that animated gif is giving me seizures.

[Edited on 3-23-2005 by ModSquad]





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posted on 3-23-2005 at 07:47 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
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I think I've decided that my favorite part of the Pre-Ordained Avatar of 2005 is how, if you notice, it kind of creates the seamless illusion that Flair lunges at Erin, storms off, and then turns around to lunge again.

And then storms off again. And then turns around again to lunge yet again.

And again. And again. And again, and again, and again. For all eternity


And you just drink and drink and drink and drink. For all eternity.

edit: "enernity" isn't a word.

[Edited on 3-23-2005 by Figure Foreskin]





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posted on 3-23-2005 at 08:20 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Figure Foreskin

And you just drink and drink and drink and drink. For all enernity.


Yup, that's Rick alright.


Oh, you're talking about his avatar. Never mind.





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posted on 3-23-2005 at 09:24 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There we go, avatar fixed.

Sorry. The image was initially much larger, and I miscalculated how much to skew it by.

I'll look at it later. It's a couple panels from a comic, so it shouldn't be too bad.

[Edited on 3-23-2005 by Toffile]






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