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Author: Subject: For those wondering IF Ashley is going to be in Playboy (NSFW)
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posted on 8-16-2005 at 08:22 AM Edit Post
For those wondering IF Ashley is going to be in Playboy (NSFW)

Playboy's Ryan MacKenzie
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posted on 8-16-2005 at 08:40 AM Edit Post
You shall now be known as The Godfather...

Shit.

You have some magic wand that allows you to instantly provide porn? Damn.

You should get some sort of award! The night the girl wins the damn thing you've got her resume!

Cheers to you, man!





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posted on 8-17-2005 at 05:11 AM Edit Post
I've always been amazed by goalie's uncanny ability to provide porn for any occasion.

Happy that Smallville, Season 3 is out on DVD? Here are some X-rated clips of Lana and Clark that didnít make it on to the TV show!

Looking forward to the next Harry Potter movie? Check out these amateur pics of Hermione!

Desperate Housewives! Catch these naked pics of the chicks before they made it big!

Moolah and Maye on Raw next week! As a preview, here are some shots from their dressing room (oh, wait. Vinnie Mac has probably already done this one in real life.)


Lesson to be learned. Never EVER invite goalie to your wedding. No telling what pics heíll dig up of your lovely bride....



(having said that, let us all give thanks for goalie's contributions. Goalie, you are a true American/Canadian/Vivid Video hero!)


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posted on 8-17-2005 at 08:01 AM Edit Post
She looks much, much better on TV.





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posted on 8-17-2005 at 08:05 AM Edit Post
How does Goalie get off posting Playboy pics on here and everything is hunky dory, but when I try to do it, I get legal threats and Hef threatens to send his ninjas to cut off my balls.

It hardly seems fair, is all.





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posted on 8-17-2005 at 09:18 AM Edit Post
Ummmm...because I don't host them?






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posted on 8-17-2005 at 11:43 AM Edit Post
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She looks much, much better on TV.


Playboy's ability to turn attractive women into boring plastic dolls is as strong as ever.

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posted on 8-17-2005 at 06:12 PM Edit Post
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Playboy's ability to turn attractive women into boring plastic dolls is as strong as ever.


what i Don't get is how they keep selling magazines.....all the chicks they have end up looking exactly alike after all the fricking airbrushing and shit...doesn't the same crap get boring after a while?

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posted on 8-17-2005 at 08:14 PM Edit Post
Maybe you have never read a PlayBoy, but it's a good magazine to read. You want porn and girls that aren't brushed up, go get one off the other 10,000 porn-o mags, but if you want a Maximum Mag, with some nudity and a mature read, then playboy is on the top of my list.





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posted on 8-17-2005 at 09:45 PM Edit Post
don't get me wrong nixon...its got some great reads in it but how about some non airbrushed, non plastic looking women?






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posted on 8-17-2005 at 10:07 PM Edit Post
Dude, that's what Hustler and 40+ are for.





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posted on 8-18-2005 at 12:07 AM Edit Post
Are you sure that is the same girl? This one has a back tattoo, from the still shots in the other forum I can't find the tattoo.





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posted on 8-18-2005 at 03:55 PM Edit Post
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Dude, that's what Hustler and 40+ are for.


true, true

and what's not to love about the "Beaver hunt" photos in Hustler......






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posted on 8-18-2005 at 10:41 PM Edit Post
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and what's not to love about the "Beaver hunt" photos in Hustler......


Usually the women who pose for it





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posted on 8-19-2005 at 02:12 AM Edit Post
Wow, 16 Good reasons as to why Ashley was my choice from the get go.
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posted on 8-19-2005 at 02:17 AM Edit Post
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Are you sure that is the same girl? This one has a back tattoo, from the still shots in the other forum I can't find the tattoo.


To be fair, there aren't really that many clear shots of her back from the screen shots.

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posted on 8-19-2005 at 03:40 AM Edit Post
I know that is why I want to know how we know it is the same girl. The one in the mag isn't named Ashley. Is one of the names fake? Or do the girls look alike. Different names, I think they look different (can be do to dolled up effect), and I can't find tattoo.

How do we know it is the same girl?





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posted on 8-19-2005 at 04:43 AM Edit Post
For whatever it's worth:

Ashley's last name is Massaro. Her website is www.ashleymassaro.net.

Curiously: on her website, the limited picture gallery features no visible tattoos, and her resume omits any mention of posing for Playboy. Ammo for those of you who don't think BFG's pix are the right girl.

But also: I happen to think tats on chicks are mostly-pointless. I tend to focus on the canvas, not the art. And more tats tend to be distracting bad than distractingly good. That said, I am a weak man, and can be distracted (in the good way) by any ink in the waistline region that (combined with the right wardrobe) may taunt me, peek-a-boo-style, from across a bar. And in my weakness, I must admit to making a mental note about Ashley a few weeks ago, and how she seemed to have both the small-of-the-back done and a little something on her right-side belly. I'm not quite filthy-minded enough to vividly recall the designs, but what I'm seeing in these pictures seems to fit my vague memory pretty closely.

I think it's her. A glance at the rest of her modeling resume (tons of "E! Wild On...." crap that crushes my faith in humanity by merely existing) would make a Playboy appearance seem pretty reasonable. Maybe somebody should just try calling her up and asking her? Among those of you who actually care, who's got the scrotes?

But: Did You Know that Ashley has actually already held a wrestling title? Not surprisingly, her modeling website with her unexpectedly un-hot over-done pictures omits any mention of wrestling, but apparently she's not just trained for wrestling, she's been one half of the tag team champs in some tiny New York State indie fed. So that's what I try to focus on when I'm looking at all that E! Network garbage....

Also: put me in with those who can no longer fathom the appeal of "Playboy-style Hot." I mean, I was used to be 15, and all, and I didn't know better then. But how can anybody who's been out in the world, dealing with real girls, still go home and think *this* over-wrought fabrication is what's hot about the fairer sex? I still say Kristal was probably the flat-out hottest of the bunch (and not-shockingly, Elisabeth was at her hottest weeks ago before she started trying to be generically hot)... but I'm also in the camp with anybody who says that Ashley looked better on TV than in these pictures.

And honestly: who the hell was voting for Leyla to the point that she was the runner-up? Pathological Nipslip Addicts only make up about 3% of the population... perhaps fake boobs, ricockulous hair, and a face that's (shall we say) a few degrees removed from "tomorrow-morning-pretty" the one foolproof recipe for appealing to WWE's fanbase?


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posted on 8-19-2005 at 05:24 AM Edit Post
I voted for Leyla every week





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posted on 8-19-2005 at 05:07 PM Edit Post
If you go the her gallery on WWE.com there is a pic of her from the boot camp competition where you can see the front tattoo and it looks like a match.





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posted on 8-19-2005 at 06:48 PM Edit Post
i just dropped her an email asking her if it was really her or not? so we shall see if she responds.
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posted on 8-19-2005 at 06:55 PM Edit Post
ok i think i am caring a little too much on whether it is her or not, but i believe it is because if u go to her profile on wwe.com u can watch her first video talking about getting in and she turns around and the tatoo on her lower back matches also. oh and rick her voicemail is full and cant receive any more messages i did try calling her.
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posted on 8-19-2005 at 07:05 PM Edit Post
could it be that she had the tats done AFTER she posed for playboy (if it was in fact her?)

Or that for whatever reason Playboy decided to air brush the tats out?





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posted on 8-19-2005 at 07:17 PM Edit Post
I noticed the tats in the Playboy pics but not in the WWE pics. I didn;t look all that hard though. If you guys saw the back tattoo in the WWE shots then I'd say it was the same girl. It was something I noticed and was wondering if others did also.





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posted on 8-23-2005 at 07:35 PM Edit Post
Last night, we got to see the Ashley's back, and it looked like the top character in this girl's tattoo was the same as Ashley's. Also, it looks like the front tattoo is the same.

My vote: good find, Goalie.





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