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mooseheadjack







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posted on 5-22-2006 at 08:35 PM Edit Post
Youtube Stuff

Not sure if the Mods will let this one live. Since Youtube has become pretty popular lately, and there have been a lot of posts with youtube links, why not have them all in one (easily deletable) spot?

If we can do this, there should probably be some ground rules.

-No posting the same link over and over
-no posting just a link with no comments
-shorten the links so we don't break the boards
-if there is profanity throw a NSFW on it, we don't want to get anyone in trouble
- if you can't make the effort to write one or two descriptive sentences that tell everyone what the video is about, then don't make the effort to post the video at all

I'll start with this one, it is an interview with a guy with tourettes syndrome. I am not entirely convinced it is legitimate, and I would not have posted it if not for the FUCK SALT! comment, that cracked me up, so here we go

NSFW - Fuck Salt

[Edited on 9-26-2006 by ModSquad]





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posted on 5-22-2006 at 08:53 PM Edit Post
It lives! It lives! Moose's rules are good. Obey Moose.

That clip's probably fake. I went to school with someone with Tourette's and I worked with another guy who had it, and that clip is nothing like it. But it sounds just like what people THINK Tourette's is probably like. 99% of the time, the guys I knew obviously made noises that they didn't want to make. They'd never just start yelling out what was on their mind. Tourette's makes you make noise involuntarily, not just scream shit that you feel like.

Here's a clip from the Daily Show that is nicely non-political but still hilarious. It answers the age old question "What are we doing to pigs?"





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posted on 5-22-2006 at 09:58 PM Edit Post
Some Bill Bailey Clips. He's a british stand up comic who does a lot of surreal little stories and anecdotes, and he's a multi-instrumentalist, so does a lot of great musical stuff in his shows:

Charity Porn, Speaking as a Parent, American Youth Rock

Kraftwerk Tribute

The Greatest Love Ballad EVER!





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posted on 5-23-2006 at 01:33 AM Edit Post
For fans of Punch-Out, here it is re-enacted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krctdpioFu0


The short version of Scarface - NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcp-rPaJJFQ





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posted on 5-23-2006 at 10:12 AM Edit Post
Original Castlevania Speed Run Beats the game in under 15 minutes!

[Edited on 5-23-2006 by salmonjunkie]





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posted on 5-23-2006 at 10:51 AM Edit Post
Are we to assume from that ending that Simon Belmont Perished in the Castle's fall?





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posted on 5-23-2006 at 11:30 AM Edit Post
Jericho announces the entrants in a cruiserweight battle royal.

I've wanted to see this for years, Jericho taking the piss and generally being a dick.





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posted on 5-23-2006 at 03:50 PM Edit Post
This one is for all of us who hang out in the comics thread:

Brokeback Mutant

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posted on 5-24-2006 at 12:03 AM Edit Post
It's from Google viseo but it's still good. Watch for the run-in by mom at the end.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3868751167005642764&q=ragins&pr=goog-sl





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posted on 5-24-2006 at 12:44 AM Edit Post
Wow, I don't think legs are supposed to bend like that.

The always popular biking on the side of a mountain - NSFW





Teh wisdom of MooseheadJack: "tpyos are not going to ruin my day today" and "the only thing carved in stone for the Mets is the look on willie's face"

The 2007 Post Of The Year

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posted on 5-24-2006 at 02:11 PM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by Stormtrooper
Jericho announces the entrants in a cruiserweight battle royal.


oh man, seeing Pinzer again reminds me that i was friends with this girl who hooked up with him when WCW came through Gainesville... yes... she had SEX WITH PINZER!!!

my submission:

Orgy: The Reality Show... not hilarious, but I still chuckle at the premise every time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC86zh4R8e0





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posted on 5-24-2006 at 04:53 PM Edit Post
Mexico's Ghost Rider

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2803
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posted on 5-24-2006 at 07:36 PM Edit Post
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Originally posted by fsolomon75The always popular biking on the side of a mountain - NSFW


OH. MY. GOD.

that's gonna leave several marks....





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posted on 5-24-2006 at 07:50 PM Edit Post
In the vein of "Shining" I present:

10 things I hate about Commandments starring Charlton Heston, Yul Brynner and Samuel L. Jackson.

[Edited on 5-24-2006 by loki]

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posted on 5-24-2006 at 08:51 PM Edit Post
"Casino" - The most disturbing movie death I've ever seen - definitely NSFW.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkeDfzNZf3M





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posted on 5-25-2006 at 02:07 AM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by benoitbrokemyneck
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=2803

I love the one where the dude trips up. Not because he trips up in the perfect horror movie fashion but because of his buddy. He does the totally cool thing, stops, turns around, and goes back for his friend. Then he catches a clear look at the skeleton and says "fuck you" and runs for the hills. That's a perfect expression of friendship. Loyal and willing to risk his ass for you... to a point. No need for apologies for abandoning you to the Ghost Rider, just buy me a beer when we get away from it.

But doing it to the homeless guy was evil. Dude tossed his booze.

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quote:
Originally posted by fsolomon75
The always popular biking on the side of a mountain - NSFW

Originally posted by Eli
It's from Google viseo but it's still good. Watch for the run-in by mom at the end.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3868751167005642764&q=ragins&pr=goog-sl

Ok, maybe they're ALL the perfect expression of friendship.

Dude falls down a mountain side like a cartoon coyote? "Are you all right?"

Dude fucks his knee up playing some silly trampoline basketball? Keep playing. Wait, he's crying? Lets get the fuck out of here. He ain't really moving? "Are you OK? Somebody get someone."

The collective lesson of all of these: Your friends are useless.

[Edited on 5-25-2006 by LuckyLopez]





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posted on 5-25-2006 at 02:33 AM Edit Post
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Original Castlevania Speed Run Beats the game in under 15 minutes!

[Edited on 5-23-2006 by salmonjunkie]


There's no way he did that without some kind of cheat code. Sorry, but the Grim Reaper never just stood there and let me wail away at him like that. It's still an impressive accomplishment, but *I* could probably beat the game quickly if the bosses didn't attack me.





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posted on 5-25-2006 at 06:19 AM Edit Post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71dgPebToVM&search=WWF%20

The Rockers vs The Legion of Doom on an edition of WWF Superstars in January 1992. This was the last match featuring the Rockers as a tag team, as Michaels gives a slap to Jannetty after this match, and Shawn officially turns heel a week or so later on the Barber Shop.





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posted on 5-25-2006 at 07:44 AM Edit Post
Futurama's sublime parodies of The Twilight Zone:

You're Hitler

and

The Most Evil Creature of Them All


You can tell that these were written out of love.





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posted on 5-25-2006 at 10:06 AM Edit Post
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There's no way he did that without some kind of cheat code. Sorry, but the Grim Reaper never just stood there and let me wail away at him like that. It's still an impressive accomplishment, but *I* could probably beat the game quickly if the bosses didn't attack me.


It can only be done if you have the holy water with the II or III stone. The way he beat Frankenstein and Igor and the mummies, I'd do the same thing. Although, I never did have the holy water against the grim reaper. Usually had to use the axe or boomerang, which would make that shit a lot harder.


Legend of Zelda commercial!


[Edited on 5-25-2006 by salmonjunkie]





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posted on 5-25-2006 at 01:54 PM Edit Post
in keeping with the video game theme, here's the one of some guy beating Super Mario 3 in just under 11 minutes... the "bouncing" he does on the ship modes (where you can only move as fast as the ship on the screen scrolls) is quite possibly the sickest thing I've ever seen in video games...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5VQGdyg_ic

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posted on 5-25-2006 at 02:57 PM Edit Post
The Mario 3 is fake. He used an emulator on a pc that let him save anytime he wanted and video capture card, then just editted the video down to take out all the deaths/ start overs.


Not because he trips up in the perfect horror movie fashion but because of his buddy. He does the totally cool thing, stops, turns around, and goes back for his friend. Then he catches a clear look at the skeleton and says "fuck you" and runs for the hills.

Exactly! I was cracking up on that one. This makes me wonder if people in Mexico are just all scared shitless of skeletons on dirtbikes. The little kids I understand, but the grownups?


Edit; GARBAGE DAY!

[Edited on 5-25-2006 by benoitbrokemyneck]

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posted on 5-25-2006 at 11:31 PM Edit Post
somewhat freaky elasticgirl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzUquUk6sMU





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posted on 5-26-2006 at 07:09 AM Edit Post
More video game silliness

videogame movie trailer

one of the most popular games ever made never had a movie.....






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posted on 5-26-2006 at 06:10 PM Edit Post
Actually, a Pac Man movie has been announced by Crystal Sky, who are doing some other game movies (castlevania and tekken)

Funny Dirty Talk Japanese English Lesson (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ-ac-uVaFA

[Edited on 26-5-06 by Stu]

[Edited on 26-5-06 by Stu]





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