Canadian Bulldog
Man of a Thousand Holds  
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WHAT THE --------
(Okay, I realize that most of you reading this are going to read what I have to say and think "Ha! Bulldog's working us! Again!". And you know
what? I don't really give a shit what most of you think. Seriously, I don't. I'm taking this public because, apparently, this is the
only way to get any attention around here.)
So I get back earlier today from a vacation in Vegas, expecting to see the latest version of ITR up. It's not, but I'm thinking "Okay,
fine. Rick is taking his sweet time to post updates to the main page; what else is new?".
Then I check again just now and notice that there's an Inside The Ropes... and it's not mine?!? Seriously... what the fuck is going on?
Look, I can take a good prank with the best of them -- it's what I do. But I take what I write VERY seriously, and to replace MY column with
someone else's, even as an "interim" thing... that's so not cool.
Rick (and again, I'm bringing this up publicly because I am sick and fucking tired of being ignored) -- I take it you didn't get my column
this week. Okay. But I sure as hell sent you something before I went away.
Regardless... I DO NOT appreciate being replaced, and by PyroFalkon, no less. Every time someone's "guest hosted" ITR, be it Jeb, Matt or Cory
-- I've personally given my endorsement.
Again -- think this is a "swerve" if you want, I'm not even going to get into it right now. I am FED UP with being shunned by this bullshit. I
work hard at my column (even if it is "humor") and I cannot say how insulting I find this. First, I had to go through the "Hate Bulldog" wave a
month ago, and now this bullshit.
I don't even know what else to say. I am just REALLY pissed off and fed up with the bullshit.
By the way, ModSquad: you're 12 and live in your parents basement. Just thought I'd put this here so people didn't have to wait to
get to the second post in the thread to find out how fucking pathetic you are."
[Edited on 8-19-2006 by Canadian Bulldog]
[Edited on 8-19-2006 by Canadian Bulldog]
[Edited on 8-19-2006 by ModSquad]
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ModSquad
The Online Onslaught 'Gustapo' 
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 05:15 AM |
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Apparently you aren't reading my U2Us, because the ones from last week didn't get through.
Why are you taking it "public" by taking it to a small message board? This has NOTHING to do with the OO forums. We've already got a bunch of
people "working" everyone with the "8-21-06" thing, but there's something behind that. No one's buying this work with the Pyrofalkon
thing. And making big NSFW thread titles isn't helping. If you want to crap up your column, fine, but stop crapping up my message board.
"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly
confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."
Hot Tip: If the moderators tell you to do something, ask them how long they've been reading The Rick. If you've even got a week on
them, guess who knows better? It's you, superstar. It's you.
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Canadian Bulldog
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1890
Registered 7-28-2003 Location Yes. Member Is Offline Mood: EVER!!!
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 05:22 AM |
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I read your U2U. Look, I tried to take the "high road". I didn't start this pissing contest on the boards, but I WILL end it.
NSFW thread title? Seriously? Yet PyroWad gets "Too Fucking Far"? Come on, now.... FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! Wow - no one even fainted or
anything.
Seriously? Just chill out, ModGod. This is for Rick, not you. You're like the OO Janitor -- don't tell staff what to do.
And hey, I'm a good soldier here. I'm not spilling everyone's precious little "secret" on your message board..... yet. That could
change if you don't stay the fuck out of this.
Love and kisses,
B-Dawg
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ModSquad
The Online Onslaught 'Gustapo'
Posts 3398
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 05:26 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Canadian Bulldog
Seriously? Just chill out, ModGod. This is for Rick, not you. You're like the OO Janitor -- don't tell staff what to do.
OOOH. What next? I'm 12 and I live in a basement?
We've always let columnists do what they want around here. They bring more to the site and we thought it might attract posters if they thought
they could talk with the writers. That rule's not set in stone. What's this bring to the table? Who's going to sign up to read this
shit?
quote:
And hey, I'm a good soldier here. I'm not spilling everyone's precious little "secret" on your message board..... yet. That
could change if you don't stay the fuck out of this.
You're threatening me? Great idea. You're not going to piss me off ruining the secret. But you're going to hurt all the people
who've been involved in it. That's a lot of people. You want to hurt those people? That's pathetic and meaningless. Kind of like
your column.
I'm not going to make you take a break from posting. I'll ask. Do yourself a favor and take another week off from posting. Come back when
you've calmed down adn when you'll let this thing with Pyrofalkon die. NO ONE IS BUYING IT.
"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly
confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."
Hot Tip: If the moderators tell you to do something, ask them how long they've been reading The Rick. If you've even got a week on
them, guess who knows better? It's you, superstar. It's you.
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Canadian Bulldog
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1890
Registered 7-28-2003 Location Yes. Member Is Offline Mood: EVER!!!
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[Edited on 8-19-2006 by ModSquad]
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ModSquad
The Online Onslaught 'Gustapo'
Posts 3398
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I thought I'd seen everything, but that was probably the most pointless thing that's ever happened here.
"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly
confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."
Hot Tip: If the moderators tell you to do something, ask them how long they've been reading The Rick. If you've even got a week on
them, guess who knows better? It's you, superstar. It's you.
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Canadian Bulldog
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1890
Registered 7-28-2003 Location Yes. Member Is Offline Mood: EVER!!!
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[Edited on 8-19-2006 by ModSquad]
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Canadian Bulldog
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1890
Registered 7-28-2003 Location Yes. Member Is Offline Mood: EVER!!!
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[Edited on 8-19-2006 by ModSquad]
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Canadian Bulldog
Man of a Thousand Holds
Posts 1890
Registered 7-28-2003 Location Yes. Member Is Offline Mood: EVER!!!
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[Edited on 8-19-2006 by ModSquad]
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ModSquad
The Online Onslaught 'Gustapo'
Posts 3398
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 05:42 AM |
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Spoke too soon.
And I forgot to fix the fucking flood control.
"The moment that The Rick tells me that I am in the wrong then I will stop. And since I have 10 years of reading his work under my belt I feel fairly
confident that he won't since he is a proponent of thinking differently. Save the threats."
Hot Tip: If the moderators tell you to do something, ask them how long they've been reading The Rick. If you've even got a week on
them, guess who knows better? It's you, superstar. It's you.
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JLRuckus
Showstopper
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 05:46 AM |
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Did all of that really just happen?
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DrBoz
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 05:52 AM |
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I think so. Either that, or we just shared a hallucination. And I'm not even medicated tonight.
So should the Bulldog/Pyrofalkon thing be discussed here or somewhere else? Or should we pretend it doesn't exist?
CBGWO!!! She is my everything!
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JLRuckus
Showstopper
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I'm baffled, it could be the Busch Light tonight though. I just wanted to make sure.
Good times...
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PyroFalkon
Fella
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 02:28 PM |
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It's best to just pretend Bulldog's sanded vagina doesn't exist. Rick made the right call, simple and plain.
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Stu
Caledonian Crippler 
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Registered 5-17-2005 Location Glasgow, Scotland Member Is Offline Mood: Scottish
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 06:30 PM |
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I dunno what to make of this either, but I will say if PF is REALLY doing "Inside the Ropes"(though I'm not expecting that name to stick) from
now on, his next column better be a whole lot better than the first one. Sorry Pyro, I think you can do a whole lot better (and longer) than that.
The TWO TIME bOOardie Award and Signed Bret Hart DVD Winner!
"Well, Jeff’s puddle throws up the Shocker, so I guess some things never change."
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markout
Man of a Thousand Holds
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 06:33 PM |
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Whatever this is, I'm tired of reading about it. If it's a joke, it's not funny. If it's for real, take it to U2U, AIM or
e-mail. This is fucking asinine.
Do NOT fuck with my chi.
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folby
The Great One 
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 09:30 PM |
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What he said, only louder.
Things I have written recently
3/24: On Sandwiches: The Beef on
Weck
3/16: The Rage Against The Machine School of Continuing Education
3/15: On Sandwiches Presents: The Best Possible Sandwich
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Bozo the Hobbit Trombone
bizzanned
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 09:42 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by PyroFalkon
It's best to just pretend Bulldog's sanded vagina doesn't exist. Rick made the right call, simple and plain.
omg u won the war?
Bozo the Hobbit Trombone has attached this image:
SAVE KEMMEL
I'd like to dedicate this post to my main lady E.F.G. Vince is killing wrestling.
The story of Isildur, while clearly demonstrative of the One Ring's corruptive power, also bespeaks the Dark Lord's dependence on his prized
creation; that is to say, should the ring be eliminated, it would substantially weaken, or I daresay even destroy, the one who we now know as Sauron,
though whom in the past has been known by such names as Annatar, The Necromancer, and Gorthaur the Cruel.
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borntorun
God of This World 
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 10:52 PM |
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All I'll say about this is that Bulldog DID send me a copy of his column this week, and that it was way better than the Wad's.
Fake McCoy Comics
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TarheelMike
The Immortal One 
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 11:01 PM |
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So it's okay that PF can put "Too Fucking Far" as his thread title, but C-Bizzle can't put "WHAT THE FUCK??" as his?
Falk that.
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SpaceMountainFatBoy
Showstopper 
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 11:09 PM |
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Is this a clue?
WHY WE FIGHT
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Chyno
Creepy Little Bastard
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| posted on 8-19-2006 at 11:20 PM |
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So Bulldog's being replaced on ITR by PF?....If so, great, that means all I have to read is The Raw Satire & Old Tyme rassling review
This will happen again.
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GimmickMan
The Rowdy One 
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Registered 8-14-2003 Location Republic of Woodhaven Member Is Offline Mood: FELLA!
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| posted on 8-20-2006 at 12:13 AM |
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That's our Canadian Bulldog, always one to ruck a lot of fules.
Go Green! Go White! Go State!
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Chris Is Good517
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| posted on 8-20-2006 at 12:39 AM |
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I'll take the side of the columnist who offers to send me the most free booze.
The real world can't possibly be as easy to work around as a sitcom, can it? Because if it is I've been doing things wrong. I need to go
marry a hot wife way out of my league and figure out how to resolve shit in 22 minutes. - LuckyLopez
The consequences will NEVER be the same!
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ArmyofOne
Man of a Thousand Holds 
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| posted on 8-20-2006 at 01:08 AM |
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Wow. I feel really removed this place more and more. I'm not getting the whole secret thing and then there's this. I can't
really tell if this whole thing is some big joke I don't get or if that really happened.
Nonetheless, I will say this, Pyrofalkon is a fucking bore. I can't stand a single thing he does for this site, I haven't found anything
he's done remotely funny or interesting. I hope this is all a joke and I'm missing something. My comments about PF stand regardless,
but that'd suck if ITR was taken over by that douche.
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