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Author: Subject: I MISS Kurt Angle very much!!
tk1011026
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posted on 9-15-2006 at 01:06 PM Edit Post
I MISS Kurt Angle very much!!

when will kurt back?
I think 2008 Beijing Olympic is highlight.
yeah!!
He will reclaim Gold again!





I won the gold medal with the broken freakin' neck!

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posted on 9-15-2006 at 01:21 PM Edit Post
Something tells me I shouldn't reply, but what the fuck man? I understand missing the guy, but don't delude yourself. The Olympics are less than 2 years away. The guy can't have scripted wrestling matches right now? How is he going to completely heal up (which still wouldn't even be close to his peak in 1996), train specifically for Olympic competition and go against guys that won't hesitate to drop the guy on his neck so they can win a medal.





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posted on 9-15-2006 at 01:33 PM Edit Post
You're supposed to pass it after 2 puffs, bro.





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posted on 9-15-2006 at 01:36 PM Edit Post
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......I'm off the boards for two weeks and we start getting topics posted like this? WTF?
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posted on 9-15-2006 at 01:48 PM Edit Post
I love gimmick posters, I can't get enough of them.
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posted on 9-15-2006 at 02:21 PM Edit Post
sorry,I just can't control myself.





I won the gold medal with the broken freakin' neck!

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posted on 9-15-2006 at 02:25 PM Edit Post
I think Kurt needs to start investing in more bodyguard protection when he goes out and possibly a better security system at his house...
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posted on 9-15-2006 at 03:57 PM Edit Post
Was the original post some sort of message board version of the drunk dialing?






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posted on 9-15-2006 at 04:07 PM Edit Post
I come to check the forums and THIS is at the top? Christ.






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posted on 9-15-2006 at 04:11 PM Edit Post
You know who I MISS very much? Uncle Cletus.





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posted on 9-15-2006 at 04:32 PM Edit Post
Was that the guy that managed Jacob and Eli Blue? Because dammit, I really MISS him...





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posted on 9-15-2006 at 04:39 PM Edit Post
I assume you're talking about Uncle Cletus the wrestler:

EDIT The same guy played TL Hopper (picture below) and Uncle Cletus. I couldn't find a pic of him as Uncle Cletus.




However, who's the best Cletus EVER? Is it the wrestler?

Cletus from the Dukes?



Or Cletus from the Simpson's?



[Edited on 9-15-2006 by williamssl]





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posted on 9-15-2006 at 04:47 PM Edit Post
Cletus from the Simpsons all the way!!!
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posted on 9-15-2006 at 04:51 PM Edit Post
Isn't that TL Hopper in the picture? I thought uncle cletus was a different guy?

Also, Simpsons' Cletus all the way. He is the very definition of Cletus in my book.






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posted on 9-15-2006 at 04:57 PM Edit Post
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Isn't that TL Hopper in the picture? I thought uncle cletus was a different guy?



Same guy, different characters. I just liked that picture better because it had a toilet plunger in it.





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posted on 9-15-2006 at 05:18 PM Edit Post
My bad, I was thinking Uncle Elmer maybe.

Still, posting TL Hopper when you mean Uncle Cletus is like posting Mantaur when you're talking Friar Ferguson. Damn these unruly kayfabeless days!!






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posted on 9-15-2006 at 05:20 PM Edit Post
Ok, I have a source in the business, deep inside the business, who says Kurt was not really released by the WWE. In fact, as part of the WWE's expanding entertainment company, Kurt will be undergoing a gimmick change to coincide with his new show.










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posted on 9-15-2006 at 05:59 PM Edit Post
I was referring to TAFKATLH (The Artist Formerly Known As T. L. Hopper), yes. And I'm sorry, but he could kick the collective asses of Deputy Cletus (although not Enos) and the Slack-Jawed Yokel, no problem.

You know who else I really MISS? Mo.





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posted on 9-15-2006 at 06:15 PM Edit Post
I love these boards just for the fact that we can take a completely inane post or thread and turn it into something completely entertaining. You guys rule!

And may I throw my hat in the ring and say that I miss......Sean O'Haire!!!!

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posted on 9-15-2006 at 06:18 PM Edit Post
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Was that the guy that managed Jacob and Eli Blue? Because dammit, I really MISS him...

That was Uncle Zebekiah who managed the Blue Brothers and Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw. AKA "Dirty" Dutch Mantel. I actually do miss him. Plus he used to write some internet column that was one of the first things I read from the IWC.

Zebekiah > Elmer or Cletus, dammit.

Of course now he's head writer for TNA so he's the bastard to blame for Sting/Jarrett (besides Jarrett).

[Edited on 9-15-2006 by LuckyLopez]

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posted on 9-15-2006 at 06:20 PM Edit Post
I miss Kurt too.

He just stopped returning my calls, and its been pretty tough since. I think this is 'hard to get' game people told me about.
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posted on 9-15-2006 at 06:24 PM Edit Post
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You know who else I really MISS? Mo.



Didn't Viscera eat him? Not sure if he did it when he was Mabel, King Mabel, or Viscera...but I think this was the inspiration to Fat Bastard's "Get in me belly" line.





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posted on 9-15-2006 at 06:33 PM Edit Post
I miss Sean O'Haire...



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What?

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posted on 9-15-2006 at 06:39 PM Edit Post
I already miss Roadkill.






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posted on 9-15-2006 at 06:47 PM Edit Post
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I miss Sean O'Haire





This guy's fists didn't miss him.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=HPFPgeHrnPM





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