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Author: Subject: Alleged Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks nudes hit the web
Chris Is Good517
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posted on 3-5-2012 at 10:39 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Alleged Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks nudes hit the web

Christina Hendricks and Olivia Munn have apparently had their phones hacked and some naughty pictures have been uploaded online. Hendricks is admitting that all but the bare-breasted picture are her, while Munn is really laughing it off dismissively.

What's really noteworthy here is some text that was compromised with Munn's stuff:

quote:

Chris, I <3 when you… finger my in the doorway, lick my tight asshole and choke me so hard i can't breathe… pull my hair, push my head down, shove your big, long dick in my mouth so deep i tear up and choke… slap my pussy til I come… fuck me in the ass slow and good. it hurts me but you won't stop because you know how bad i want it and how good it feels to force your dick inside my tight ass. slide your raw, perfect dick inside my tight, wet, warm pussy that i've saved just for you… on top of me, dick in my pussy, it's so good i can't take it. you grab my face, I look at me with the fucking look in your eyes and tell me to take it like a BIG GIRL… come so deep inside me… kiss me… slap me OVER and OVER, HARDER and HARDER until i learn to do what you say… <3 Olivia xoxo



If that doesn't give you at least a semi-chub, I don't know what would. Also, the Chris in question is sadly not me, but we can all just pretend it is.





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posted on 3-6-2012 at 12:21 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 3-6-2012 at 05:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I personally was disappointed with the link... I would have liked to have seen the pics she admitted were her in corset, lingere, etc... Now I have to work for it!!!

And sorry not to ignore Oliva, but if I had to pick between them, I will take Christina





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posted on 3-6-2012 at 06:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
That's like, the most worthwhile thing Olivia Munn has ever done.





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posted on 3-9-2012 at 04:51 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Not sure why anyone cares that much about Olivia Munn. She's good, but nothing that special.

Wwtdd.com also has the pics. Hendricks pic has no face/body, just a pair of giant pink boobs.





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posted on 3-9-2012 at 04:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by theflammablemanimal
Not sure why anyone cares that much about Olivia Munn. She's good, but nothing that special.



Well yeah, I never cared about her nor found her particularly attractive, but now I want to fuck the shit out of her. A little dirty talk goes a long way, ladies. And a lot of really filthy dirty talk will turn you from a 7 to a 10.





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posted on 3-9-2012 at 05:07 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm not sure if I've ever agreed with you about anything ever as much as I do about this.





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posted on 3-9-2012 at 05:15 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Nah. Olivia Wilde, definitely. Random generic Maxim featurette? Nah, not so much.





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posted on 3-9-2012 at 04:40 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Paddlefoot
Olivia Wilde, definitely.




FUCK.

YES.


Oh, for OW's nudes, just watch/google Alpha Dog.





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