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Author: Subject: Worst....halftime....ever.
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posted on 2-2-2004 at 05:03 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Worst....halftime....ever.

Deart god that was an attrocity. First off, Janet (Ms. Jackson if you're nasty comes out looking like a fetish pirate. Then she sings. Whatever. Then P.Diddy raps a little. I urged others in the room not to judge hip-hop as a whole by this douche bag. Then, it gets worse. They cart Nelly out and he performs the smash hit "hot in herr," despite it being 2004. Then more Diddy. All the while, dancers everywhere. Polishing a turd anyone? Then they make Kid Rock, who can put on quite a show sing "Bawitaba," a song at least 3/4 years old. What the fuck were they thinking? It's not like he doesn't have any other songs. Then Justin comes out, and futher advances his plan to become Michael Jackson by dueting with Janet. God I hate him so much. At the end, they reward you for sitting through so much shit with...a nipple shot! But, alas, it was foiled by a nefarious pastie.







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posted on 2-2-2004 at 06:55 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I don't quite know which I hate more: pasties or Justin. I think the answer might be Janet, for sleeping with Justin, and then performing a duet with him while wearing pasties. Bitch.





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posted on 2-2-2004 at 06:57 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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posted on 2-2-2004 at 10:42 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm with Thai. J-Roc, you go dawg!





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posted on 2-2-2004 at 02:12 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Turns out that it wasn't a pastie on her boobie...


and here's more IQ dropping footage thanks to the DrudgeReport...


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posted on 2-2-2004 at 06:16 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Folby, while we have disagreed in the past, I must agree, agree, agree with you, then agree some more, regarding the halftime show. You are so right. So very, very, 10,000% correct.

I felt like I was in a time warp. I also wondered what the hell my particular racial group had done so incredibly wrong that we were respresented by Kid Rock and Justin Timberlake. Aggggh.

Not only was the halftime show dated and boring, it showed Janet's boobage about ten years too late for anyone to care.

Man, I know it's a sign of gettin' old when you think all current music sucks... but this wasn't even current music. Apparently, the Superbowl sits in a Time Vortex programed for five years ago.





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posted on 2-2-2004 at 06:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
3 words: Up With People.

Halftime shows used to suck more, but then again they were not spending millions on "popular" entertainers back then.






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posted on 2-2-2004 at 06:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
EMPTY-V has truly screwed the pooch on this one. They have a chance to put on a production in front of the largest TV audience in the world and they stoop to showing a 38 year-old woman's breast in the middle of family hour. I'm no prude but that was sensationalist and terribly tacky. Does it matter that one sibling in the family has been arrested for child molestation and the other one is showing her pierced tit on national television?

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posted on 2-2-2004 at 06:59 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
On the bright side, now YOU, yes YOU, can have the SAME NIPPLE SHIELD as Janet Jackson!

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I'm with Eli. This was tacky. Further, it was obviously planned. And third, if you're going to show nipples, go with Jessica Simpson, not Janet Jackson. Uh, wait, I mean, I'm outraged, OUTRAGED!

Frankly, I was far more upset by the add for Charlie Sheen's new flop. Really pissed me off. Imagine it'd been an 8 year old GIRL looking at an adult MALE's naked ass in her kitchen. The double standard we have in this nation makes me physically ill. Fortunately for all concerned, we're all gonna worry about Janet's saggy boob instead.





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posted on 2-2-2004 at 09:13 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
funny thing, apparently they are saying that Justin was supposed to only rip off the "top layer", but the outfit "malfunctioned" and he tore the whole thing off.

if you look closely, there is no other layer, and the pasrt that he took off was attached by buttons, of course it was going to come off he he tears at it like he did.





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posted on 2-2-2004 at 09:25 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
First Miss Jackie, then Janet Jackson.

Now I like my porno as much as the next guy (or gal ), but I do not want to see 'nips on worldwide television when kid's will most likely be watching. And it had nothing whatsoever to do with the event (who won anyways?).

Tacky. Crass. Not good porno.





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posted on 2-2-2004 at 10:00 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I was yelling at the intro of the Halftime show. The bastards showed Johnny Cash footage, months after the snubbed him.

Pregame show had the Shuttle tribute starring Aerosmith?

Kid Rock got the biggest pop of the night. It was almost like the fans said "thank god, we're gonna be entertained! (where's that American Badass song?)" Instead, we get half a song and more Janet than I ever wanted to see, ever.

Has Puff Daddy (p diddy? Sean Combs? Puffy Combs) run out of music to steal? Sampling "Mickey"?

Why am I, the rapidly approaching middle age man, supposed to want to see R. Kelly, or Nelly, or whomever the hell that was? Nice cross section of the North American musical scene and pop culture. All the genres were represented, pop, hip hop and rap.

Would it have killed them to throw on a tribute to Johnny Cash? Willie Nelson was right there! Kid Rock was right there! Then again, I think everything for the next year should be a tribute to Cash.






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posted on 2-3-2004 at 12:12 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
why has janet jackson turned one of her nips into a compass??






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posted on 2-3-2004 at 12:56 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Looks more like a sundial. By my calculations it's about 8:30 in that picture.

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posted on 2-3-2004 at 01:40 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
so i take it none of ya watched the lingerie bowl





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posted on 2-3-2004 at 03:14 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
The guilt is in the video...

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posted on 2-3-2004 at 08:23 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
While it may have been tacky in execution, I'm all for more female nudity on TV. Kids see boobs all the time, if we don't make a big deal about it then it's no big deal to them.
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posted on 2-3-2004 at 08:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Kids also see murder, drug use, and Christina Aguilera. In fact, let's desensitize them to everything so that nothing matters.

I decree that Kids be played on all stations 24 hours a day. With Aguilera doing the music.





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posted on 2-3-2004 at 08:48 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
HAHA!!! Let's do it! I'm all for it.

I love the fact that most of the morons in the US are raised by a television. It's not gonna affect my children, it's gonna give them the edge over all the idiots out there. So put whatever you want on the boob tube (HAHAHA!!!). Any intelligent and capable parent will be able to raise a child despite the grave dangers of nipples on television.

Murder, drug use, nipples, etc. all existed before television. They'd all exist despite television. And they'd continue to exist if television was eliminated.

So as far as I'm concerned, I like seeing naked chicks. And I'm not afraid that Janet Jackson's nipples are going to damage a child any more than an idiotic parent that is more concered over what's on TV than raising their own child. You sound like one of those retarded parents that wants to ban wrestling because their moron son paralyzed himself trying to emulate a wrestler.





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posted on 2-3-2004 at 08:57 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I dunno... If I were sitting down to watch what's billed as a family program, and there's a bunch of dolts bumping and grinding with a flash of titty to boot, I would feel like calling shenanigans.

One would think the superbowl would be safe family entertainment. There is an expectation that there aren't going to be 38 year old, pierced tittes exposed.






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posted on 2-4-2004 at 12:35 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I'm with Krydor on this one. It's about expectations. It's not about being offended by a booby. It's not about whether kids should be allowed to see boobies. It's not even about how tacky the exposure of the booby was.

What it ultimatly is about is whether people can have the expectation that when they sit down to watch the Super Bowl with their kids, that they know they are not going to have the television flash their kids the pierced tit of a 38-year old woman.

The decision to show children boobies should be left to the parents. If someone wants to show their kids the video of the tit. That's fantastic. But ultimatly it should be the parent making the judgement call. Not Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson.

However, because these pop stars, one struggling for credibility and the other past her prime, because these entertainers, their companies, the networks and the producers of the show decided that their need for exposure superceded the parental control of every parent in America and went ahead with their stunt, Michael Powell should fine their sorry asses.





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posted on 2-4-2004 at 03:23 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
There's a time and a place for everything. Boobies don't offend me a bit, and if I were watching an awards show on cable (especially MTV), this wouldn't be a big deal. At all. It's just an old woman's tit, whoopity shit, right? The thing is, the halftime show of the Super Bowl-- which is on broadcast TV, NOT cable-- is not the time or place for Janet Jackson's pierced nipple to make a special appearance. There is a reason the FCC exists. That reason is to prevent something from happening on broadcast TV that I would be embarassed to watch in the presence of old people or children. This isn't the end of the world, but I want to see Janet, Justin, MTV, and anyone else involved in this get hit with hefty fines. I love titties as much as the next guy, but the time and place for titties isn't on prime time TV and I don't want to see them there.





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posted on 2-4-2004 at 04:10 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
So, am I to take it that nobody thinks that the whole thing was a publicity stunt gone awry? In other words everyone thinks that Janet planned to expose her breast and not the lingerie underneath as she claims? I, for one, have seen some of the stills of her right after it happens and she has a look of 'What the hell just happened? That wasn't supposed to happen'.

Another question I have is did people really find the halftime show as a whole that offensive? Except for the incident with Janet and Justin I didn't see that much wrong with the show. I see comments from the chairman of the FCC that they are going to investigate the content of the show as a whole. I wonder if anyone else thinks the show as a whole was that bad in terms of offensive or indecent content. It seems to me like the FCC is seeing an opportunity for a power play and is taking it.

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posted on 2-4-2004 at 04:39 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I personally think Janet, Justin, Hot in Herrrrrre-boy, Puffy and Kid Rock are all offensive to my taste, and it has absolutely nothing to do with nipples.





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posted on 2-4-2004 at 09:34 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Doubledee,

There is no torn fabric. The trim on top was sewn to the break away cup. Hell, they even admitted that they planned it. Meh, bleh and all that.






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