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Canadian Bulldog
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posted on 4-2-2004 at 03:48 PM Edit Post
A Real BS Story

Fellow OOsters: Wanted to get your opinion on this interesting little feud I've been involved with for a few days now. I have NOT changed any of this exchange -- well, except the order that the e-mails appeared in to put them back into chronological order.



From : Total BS Productions
Sent : March 30, 2004 8:49:34 PM
To : canadian_bulldog@hotmail.com

HEY. CAN YOU PLEASE STOP GIVING OUT MY EMAIL ADDRESS?

From :
Canadian Bulldog

To :
total_bs@hotmail.com

Subject :
RE:

Sent :
March 31, 2004 7:57:25 AM

Total BS. It's YOU!!! Did you get my postcards?

Seriously, though, I didn't know such an e-mail address actually even existed. What does 'Total BS Productions' do exactly? Just curious.

Long story short, I used your e-mail addy as part of a column I write. See, the whole thing is that I get "inside tips" from someone named totalbs (it's a long story, but I write as a very gullible character that can get fooled by anyone. Never did I think anyone would email you, though.

One other thing: I noticed that your e-mail address is total_bs@hotmail.com. Yet in all my writings, I cite totalbs@hotmail.com (no underscore, in other words). So I'm just wondering why people are contacting you. Do you have both names registered?

Cheers,

Canadian Bulldog


From : Total BS Productions
Sent : March 31, 2004 11:39:27 AM
To : canadian_bulldog@hotmail.com
Subject : RE:

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DUDE, YOU GAVE MY FUCKING ADDRESS OUT. I'M GETTING TONS OF EMAIL ASKING ABOUT WRESTLING. STOP THAT SHIT BEFORE I HAVE TO TAKE FURTHER ACTION.

From :
Canadian Bulldog

To :
total_bs@hotmail.com

Subject :
RE:

Sent :
March 31, 2004 7:07:12 PM

Guy - chill out.


What 'action' could you possibly take against me?

In the precedent-setting case of Canadian Bulldog V. Loser Who Has A Hotmail Address, the judge ruled "who the hell cares? It's a HOTMAIL ADDRESS!". So just relax.

(a) I never gave out YOUR e-mail address (unles you have the one without the underscore)

(b) Think of it as free publicity, for whatever it is that Total BS Productions does.

(c) I won't use it again, if that's what you want.



From : Total BS Productions
Sent : April 1, 2004 9:10:02 AM
To : canadian_bulldog@hotmail.com
Subject : Asshole!

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don't make me take this matter further

From :
Canadian Bulldog

To :
total_bs@hotmail.com

Subject :
RE: Asshole!

Sent :
April 1, 2004 11:15:20 AM

Okay, if that's the way it's going to be...

I just wanted to share with you an EXCLUSIVE, JAM-PACKED excerpt of my next column:

Hi, everyone. Just wanted to let you know about my good friend total_bs@hotmail.com. He's very lonely these days and would love to hear from you!!! So e-mail him with all of your thougts at total_bs@hotmail.com. Several times a day, if you like !!! He'll personally respond to all of your questions, especially those about anal sex. So please don't be shy. That's total_bs@hotmail.com. And tell 'em Bulldog sent ya!!!

Fucker.


From : Total BS Productions
Sent : April 2, 2004 9:17:29 AM
To : canadian_bulldog@hotmail.com
Subject : RE: Asshole!

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I CERTAINLY HOPE YOUR ARENT THREATENING ME! I TAKE THAT AS A LEGAL THREAT.





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posted on 4-2-2004 at 04:19 PM Edit Post
As opposed to one of those rare illegal threats.





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posted on 4-2-2004 at 04:20 PM Edit Post
The compliments just keep coming.





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BoerboelLVR
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posted on 4-2-2004 at 06:32 PM Edit Post
Oh, this is just too tempting, I may have to go sign up for everything and anything free on the internet that requires an e-mail address and use total_bs@hotmail.com as the address for the sign up.

He comes the SPAM!!!

[Edited on 4-2-2004 by BoerboelLVR]





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posted on 4-2-2004 at 06:35 PM Edit Post
I'm on it too.

Here comes the pain.





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Canadian Bulldog
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posted on 4-2-2004 at 07:06 PM Edit Post
(In monotone, unconvincing voice)
Aw, no, you guys really shouldn't....


It's funny, because there have already been THREE totalbs' (two are related, I think) that have contacted me since I posted the complaint this morning, offering me HOT tips and such. For the life of me, I can't *COUGHjebtennysonlundCOUGH* think of *COUGHjebtennsyonlundCOUGH* who at least one *COUGHjebtennysonlundCOUGH* of them are.

Obviously, Totalbs isn't dead. His spirit LIVES ON!

And please..... let's bomb the original fake totalbs back to the stone age!!!

[Edited on 4-2-2004 by Canadian Bulldog]





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Canadian Bulldog
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posted on 4-2-2004 at 10:42 PM Edit Post
New e-mail from the man himself

Report Junk E-Mail
Report and Block Sender



From : Total BS Productions
Sent : April 2, 2004 3:54:18 PM
To : canadian_bulldog@hotmail.com
Subject : FW: Question...

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YOU HAPPY NOW ASSHOLD?


From:
To: total_bs@hotmail.com
Subject: Question...
Date: Fri, 02 Apr 2004 18:22:31 +0000

Hi there, I was wondering if this was the real address that I'm supposed to write to about anal sex. I was told you were the expert on taking it up the ass. My question is- is lube really that important? I mean, isn't pain a good thing? Thanks for the compliment!


For the record, I have no idea what an 'asshold' is? Perhaps Billy Gunn's idea of a resthold?

Anyways, to whomever did this (I know who, but I took out the e-mail address to protect the innocent) -- good work!!!

[Edited on 4-2-2004 by Canadian Bulldog]





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posted on 4-2-2004 at 11:55 PM Edit Post
Poor guy's gonna have all sorts of offers for gay porn and penis enlargement. All because he was a bit unreasonable and didn't realize how vulnerable a hotmail addy is, anyways.

In all seriousness, though, I'm worried for the Bulldog. If totalbs is really a movie studio, who the hell is our bulldog gonna get the inside info from?

Just a thought for the next interview guest, if there is a "total BS productions" they should have a phone number. Which would make for a fun phone interview.





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posted on 4-3-2004 at 01:00 AM Edit Post
quote:
Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson Lund
This is definitely not my handiwork, although I admire the humor. Are you certain it's not one of your OO friends pretending to be an outraged hotmail user? I have had one OOster (*coughCory"Borntorun"Harris*) register a fake hotmail account solely for the purpose of sending me angry email.



Yeah, a few months ago, I registered "I_am_not_the_load" at yahoo.com, but I tried to be funny in my "angry" email. I think I could do better than typing in all caps and swearing randomly. Although, I couldn't come up with "Asshold" if I tried, even if it does suspiciously look like a Billy Gunn Enthusiast's handiwork...

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posted on 4-3-2004 at 01:01 AM Edit Post
Shit, I never actually 'read' that email address before. My eyes went across it, like most words I look at, but I thought it always said total abs, like some sort of a gym freak. Ugh. Total bs makes so much more sense, and it's funnier too. Man I'm lazy.





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posted on 4-3-2004 at 01:09 AM Edit Post
Even after seeing that it says total bs, I still read it as total abs everytime too, so don't feel bad.

And stop going away Ando. If you don't stay this time, I'm gonna come down to New Zealand and kick your ass. Fo shizzle.





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posted on 4-4-2004 at 09:35 PM Edit Post
Yeah, Coach Ando. The OOdities fell apart without your wisdom and I am left without a faction. You best stay or all will be bad for you.






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posted on 4-9-2004 at 06:50 PM Edit Post
Wait...does this mean that Canadian Bulldog's inside information was...fake?!?

Seriously, this is too damn funny. I hope total_bs just gets slammed with spam. Mine is coming his way.





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