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TarheelMike
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posted on 7-24-2004 at 04:28 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How bout this one - Heidenrich Fears Workrate.

And for RAW: Jeb OOwns Orton






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posted on 7-25-2004 at 05:15 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I think for SD! you should use this part of your sig: "This is basic Dugganomics...TOUGH GUY!"...ok, maybe not then.
-Orton fears Jeb-
Or do a spin on the masterbating/kittens w/"Everytime Orton does a chinlock,God kills a kitten. Please Randall, think of the kittens."(That would have to be a big-ass sign or two)





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posted on 7-27-2004 at 06:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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So, I open my e-mail, and I get an e-mail titled SD! Sign...here's what it said:

REINSTATE
TOPTENPRO

Somehow, I don't think that one will be making the cut.





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posted on 7-27-2004 at 02:53 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Since you will be at the post-Summerslam RAW, I think an Orton Beat Benoit sign would be mighty fine.

However, if you do that ridiculously fallacious Orton Fears Jeb sign (the inverse relationship is actually the correct one), you should also bring a Benoit Fears Slade sign, that way you can equally promote OO's dual campaigns of fear.





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posted on 7-27-2004 at 03:01 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Slade, I can only hope that salmonjunkie gives me your mom's number....

Not because I have a fiver in hand and something for her to do....

But because I want to tell her that her son is a horrible horrible person.





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posted on 7-28-2004 at 03:27 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Benoit fears NOTHING





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posted on 7-28-2004 at 04:45 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jeb Tennyson Lund
Slade, I can only hope that salmonjunkie gives me your mom's number....



Slade's mom is how I got the name salmonjunkie...





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posted on 7-28-2004 at 06:59 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
SNIGGEDY SNAP!

Slade's mom rules.

She makes the greatest muffins.





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posted on 7-28-2004 at 07:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
I personally love her warm apple pie.





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posted on 7-28-2004 at 09:49 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
She loves to eat my strudel.





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posted on 7-28-2004 at 12:05 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Out of her backdoor?

Vince fears reasonable pushes

Hmmm?

How about,
My other sign was better





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posted on 7-28-2004 at 04:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stormtrooper
She loves to eat my strudel.


Yes, and I hear you love to her corn chowder.





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posted on 7-28-2004 at 05:43 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
TFTC??? Did I miss something?

Anywho – how about “Chavo Fears inmigración”

[Edited on 7-28-2004 by Thom]





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posted on 7-29-2004 at 01:54 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Yeah but his Dad's cream corn is better.





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posted on 7-29-2004 at 02:32 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
First of all, "Orton Fears Jeb" is a must. But I have to say, BoerboelLVR is a freakin' genius. I would love to see that sign right next to a sign that just said Jeb with an arrow. Hilarious. I crack up everytime I see that sign on TV anyway.





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posted on 7-30-2004 at 09:37 AM Edit Post Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by BoerboelLVR
Going off of Omega's idea, if a friend is going with you, one of you hold up the "Orton Fears Jeb" sign and the other holds up a sign that just says "Jeb" with an arrow pointing down at you.


With a 3rd sign “What the hell is a Jeb”

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posted on 7-30-2004 at 01:26 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
In honor of Thedore Long’s “promotion”, how about a generic “Bischoff Fears Long”?





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posted on 7-30-2004 at 07:02 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Don't know if he has used the term here but Jeb has been known to use the term "Randullard" and I wouldn't mind seeing it on a sign someday.






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posted on 7-30-2004 at 09:04 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Lorey Mysterio
First of all, "Orton Fears Jeb" is a must. But I have to say, BoerboelLVR is a freakin' genius. I would love to see that sign right next to a sign that just said Jeb with an arrow. Hilarious. I crack up everytime I see that sign on TV anyway.


Well now I've seen everything. For all the time I've spent on these boards, I've been called many things. Until now, genius has never been one of them.

Lorey I must say to you (with all apologies to Canadian Bulldog),

Thanks for the compliment.





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posted on 8-3-2004 at 09:50 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
Considering Orton isn't on SD, howsabout

NEEDS MORE CHINLOCK~!






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posted on 8-4-2004 at 03:37 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stormtrooper
Benoit fears NOTHING



Can I steal this one? I'm gonna be in Cleveland for Raw next week......






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posted on 8-4-2004 at 03:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
be my guest.





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posted on 8-4-2004 at 04:06 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
People, people....

Let's not be hasty here. You stumbled onto a good idea whenever someone (I forget who; doesn't really matter) suggested a "Thanks For The Compliment!!!" sign.

Go with that instinct....





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posted on 8-4-2004 at 04:54 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How about...

WWE Writers fear intelligence

WWE Creative minds, aren't





Alright already, I'm sorry, Unfuck you.

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posted on 8-6-2004 at 06:46 PM Edit Post Reply With Quote
How about Diva Search with a big red strike through it and "Just say no to drugs" written below.





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