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THE RAW SATIRE   

Since December 17, 2002

 

ALL MEDIOCRE THINGS, PT. 3: End of an Error
December 30, 2011
 
ALL MEDIOCRE THINGS, PT. 2: Wrestling's Worst Family
December 22, 2011

 
ALL MEDIOCRE THINGS, PT. 1: Game of Thrones
December 16, 2011

 
A Wrestling Carol, Pt. 2
December 9, 2011

 
A Wrestling Carol, Pt. 1
December 1, 2011

 
Living in the Past
November 18, 2011

 
Escape to Which Island?
November 10, 2011

 
WWE Babies Prison Break
November 8, 2011
 
The Trial of Triple H Begins
October 27, 2011

 
HHH: Few Friends, Many Scabs
October 13, 2011

 
H, H, and H Are the Loneliest Letters
October 8, 2011

 
David Otunga's Filthy, Filthy Mouth
September 28, 2011

 
The Gleeful Wolverine
September 23, 2011

 
The Massing Hints...
September 16, 2011

 
Alberto del Rio Hates Midcarders
September 9, 2011

 
Ol' No Knees Nash
August 31, 2011

 
Conspiracies Everywhere
August 26, 2011

 
John Cena: Loud Blathering Idiot, Once More
August 18, 2011

 
Secret Ingredient: Future Endeavors
August 12, 2011

 
Rollin' to SummerFest
August 4, 2011

 
Zack Ryder Sells His Soul... and His Secrets
July 28, 2011

 
HHH Just Misses Sin Cara
July 21, 2011

 
SmackDown Spoilers fromMinneapolis
July 20, 2011

 
Megaphones and Ice Cream
July 14, 2011

 
Woo Woo Woo... to the Future!
July 7, 2011

 
CM Punk Unravels the Mystery
June 29, 2011

 
That's Not How You Dance!
June 23, 2011

 
The Ryder Conspiracy
June 16, 2011

 
Introducing... Zack Ziggler!
June 8, 2011

 
The Sound of Silence
June 2, 2011

 
What Would Nunzio Do?
May 25, 2011

 
Jack Swagger: Wikipedia Superstar
May 19, 2011

 
Full Blooded Official
May 11, 2011

 
Wrestling's Most Wanted
May 5, 2011

 
John Cena's Night of Too Many T-Shirts
April 28, 2011

 
Houw Dou Youu Dou?
April 20, 2011

 
Only Triple H Could Possess This Much Power
April 14, 2011

 
Baby Talk
April 7, 2011

 
The Night of the Big Red Tromber
March 31, 2011

 
Jericho Has the Right Idea
March 24, 2011

 
To Snookie, or Not to Snooki...
March 17, 2011

 
FINALLY! G-Rilla is Here!
March 10, 2011

 
Miz's Addition by Subtraction Theatre
March 3, 2011

 
Investigative Satirizening
February 24, 2011
 
 
Back to the Future
February 17, 2011
 

It's Time to ELIMIDATE~!
February 12, 2011

 
Needs More Yoshi Tatsu
February 3, 2011

 
Buffy, Boogers, Poop, and STANK~!
January 19, 2011

 
CM Punk is Haze-y Go Nuts~!
January 15, 2011

 
In Search of NXT Lovin'
January 6, 2011

 
The Truth Behind CM Punk's Meltdown
December 23, 2010

 
Edoc siht rehpiced uoy nac?
December 16, 2010

 
He's the Boogeyman, and He's Less Stupid Than Edge's Current Storyline!
December 11, 2010

 
The Wrath of Demon Girl~!
December 2, 2010

 
Here's Hoping Alex Riley is an Exorcist
November 28, 2010

 
This Place Has Old Man Stink!
November 21, 2010

 
Woouu Woouu Woouu, Youu Knouw Iut!
November 12, 2010

 
Pee Wee's Playhouse
November 4, 2010

 
9 Years of Satirxellence
October 29, 2010

 
Hornswoggle or Rich LITTLE?!? (Get It?)
October 28, 2010
 
The Miz's Current Gig is Not Awesome
October 14, 2010

 
Goldust's 20 Year Plan
October 7, 2010

 
RAW's GM Exposded, then Deposed~!
September 30, 2010

 
Cole Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
September 23, 2010

 
The Midget Made Them Do It...
September 16, 2010

 
Darren Young Overcompensates Immensely
September 8, 2010

 
Wade Barrett: The Personification of 900 Episodes
September 2, 2010

 
Tetris and Chex Mix: All a Fella Needs
August 26, 2010

 
Universes Collide
August 19, 2010

 
Bret Hart: Leader of Men, Stander of Ring Aprons
August 12, 2010

 
I'd Rather be in China
August 5, 2010

 
We're Not in China Anymore, Toto
July 29, 2010

 
Fella-ship of the Ring?
July 22, 2010
 
 
Only in BizzaroLand Can Cena Lose~!
July 15, 2010
 
 
Of Alien Visitors, Both Legal and Illegal
July 7, 2010

 
NXT: Now Down to Six
July 2, 2010

 
Vinnie's Angles

June 24, 2010

 
Conspicuous by Their Absences?
June 16, 2010

 
Needs More Bevery Brothers
June 12, 2010

 
Rumer Mongering
June 3, 2010

 
It Stinks~!!!
May 27, 2010

 
USA! USA! USA!
May 19, 2010

 
All Singing, All Dancing!
May 13, 2010

 
Edge Talks Himself Sleepy
May 7, 2010

 
Virgil Search 2010
April 30, 2010

 
OO Worships Volcanoes
April 22, 2010

 
Too Many Daves
April 15, 2010

 
Those M&Ms are for STARS, Mr. Otunga
April 8, 2010

 
Triple H's Deep, Dark Secret
April 1, 2010

 
Don't Mess with Dean
March 25, 2010

 
Can't a Girl get Retired Around Here?
March 18, 2010

 
The Tista is SAD~!
March 11, 2010

 
Now with Extra Hippie
March 3, 2010

 
Feel the Wrath of Single J~!
February 25, 2010

 
You Like It, Bitch~!
February 18, 2010

 
A Hall of Fame Main Event
February 12, 2010

 
Shawn Michaels: Conspiracy Victim
February 4, 2010

 
Carlito Coal-Miner Cool
January 28, 2010

 
Needs More Veronica Mars~!
January 21, 2010

 
Mike Tyson's Super Cannibal-Out~!
January 14, 2010

 
Dimensional Cross-Rip~!
January 7, 2010


Remember the Name... GOLDUST!
December 31, 2009

 
Santas Love Johnny Damon!
December 26, 2009

 
Like Ghengis Khan at an Iranian Clambake...
December 18, 2009

 
Pretty Fly For White Guys
December 10, 2009

 
NOBODY Expects Evan Bourne
December 3, 2009

 
Going Rogue
November 28, 2009

 
80s NBC Meets 21st Century RAW
November 20, 2009

 
The Lesser of Two Rickys
November 12, 2009

 
Ozzy presents "Mnnkkkkbuaeee Nipppppght ROULLLLBBPP!"
November 6, 2009

 
Cake? Check. Eating it, too? Not so much.
October 30, 2009

 
Tale of the Tape?
October 25, 2009

 
Moustache Rides: 5 Cents
October 15, 2009

 
Rothlisberger is INNOCENT, He Tells Ya~!
October 8, 2009

 
Cody Rhodes ThreatCon: ORANGE~!
October 2, 2009

 
Needs More Kook-Aid
September 26, 2009

Wrestling is Serious Business, Goddammit!
September 17, 2009

 
MAIN EVENT Iron Chef~!
September 11, 2009


The Duh-sty Finish
September 7, 2009

 
TWO Satires in One
August 31, 2009

 
Shawn Michaels' Grill Needs LESS Kane
August 13, 2009

 
Stranger Than Fiction
August 6, 2009

 
Tonight's Secret Ingredient: Chris F. Masters!
July 31, 2009

 
Every Girl's Crazy 'bout Velcro Fly
July 23, 2009

 
Needs More Seth~!
July 15, 2009

 
Millionaire + Pot = A Totally Rad Time Machine!

July 10, 2009

 
Satire needs gimmick/Why not the trusty Haiku?/The 5-7-5?

June 18, 2009

 
Going Mobile
June 13, 2009

 
The Wrath of Montel Vontavious Parkinglot

May 23, 2009

 
Lemony: Catch the DUMB~!

May 14, 2009

 
Twits, Tweets, and Twats... but No Tits, Dammit

May 7, 2009

 
Cena Clearly Fears Miz

April 30, 2009

Ouh Craup!
April 24, 2009

Big Bucks, No Whammies...
April 18, 2009

WrestleMania Fall-out... from August 2021!
April 11, 2009

Serious Vacation Business
April 11, 2009

So NOT Like a Movie
March 27, 2009

Needs More Chicken Parmesan
March 20, 2009

The Pompitous of Love?
March 12, 2009

Break the (cardboard) Walls Down!
March 4, 2009

In Loving Tribute to... Benny Hill?
February 28, 2009

Sanction THIS~!
February 19, 2009

The Bodyguard
February 11, 2009

Mike Knox: Master and Ruler of the House Shows
February 6, 2009

Vince McMahon's Celebrity Wrestling Challenge
January 30, 2009

John Cena's Dad Wasn't This Big of a Pussy
January 22, 2009

Humiliating Jericho: A McMahon-Helmsley Tradition Since '01
January 20, 2009

School of Mike Knox
January 9, 2009

Financial Flashback~!
December 20, 2008

Oh My Gottfried~!~!~!
December 11, 2008

Has Adequate Knox~!
December 3, 2008

Today's Secret Ingredient: Fresh Grisham~!
November 30, 2008

Penny Wise, Pound Foolish
November 21, 2008

The RAW at the End of the Universe
November 15, 2008

Can it get any More Bizarro Than Jericho Winning the Title?
November 6, 2008

Tears of a Lionheart
October 30, 2008

Honky's Haunted Guitar
October 23, 2008

Satireversary XI: The Undiscovered Cake
October 14, 2008

Adamle > Chioda > Jericho
October 7, 2008

Reporting Live and In Person!
October 1, 2008

Face-Punching? Only if Joey Says It's OK...
September 24, 2008

The Dreamer/Bradshaw Manboob Xplosion
September 16,2008

Everybody Loves Kelly Kelly
September 11, 2008

Ow, My Triceps!
September 2, 2008

Where's Mansquito When You Need Him? Or It?
August 28, 2008

Braaaiinnsss... Apple Doouughhhhhh... Piiizzzzaaaa...
August 19, 2008

Cena Hungry!
August 15, 2008

An Adamle Aborigine... or Something Like That.
August 5, 2008

Is Sarah Michelle Gellar Here Yet?
July 30, 2008

Mmmmmmmm... Turkey.....
July 22, 2008

CM Punk and Josh Hamilton: Separated at Birth
July 16, 2008

Chillaxation Therapy
July 9, 2008

Needs Less Kane?
July 2, 2008

The Universe HHHates HHH
June 25, 2008

The Penguin's Final Revenge
June 18, 2008

GAME REVIEW: Total Extreme Wrestling '08
June 13, 2008

Million Dollar Playhouse
June 11, 2008

An Alternate Reality/With a Penchant for Poetry
June 4, 2008

Situation: Normal?
May 28, 2008

The Meadow of Our Discontent
May 21, 2008

INTERVIEW: Adam Ryland, the 2008 Edition
May 16, 2008

Satire: The Next Generation
May 14, 2008

Gordon Schumway's Wild Ride
March 5, 2008

Alien Abduction!
February 26, 2008

Yet Another Space-Time Vortex.... of SUCK~!
February 20, 2008

The Space Time Continuum Makes Fools of us All...
February 12, 2008

Vince McMahon presents "Ass Craving Midgets... In HD!"
February 5, 2008

Prepare for... the Eliminator Chamber
January 30, 2008

I'd Rather Be Watching Terminator...
January 22, 2008

Kane or No Kane?
January 16, 2008

WWE Does TNA.... Without the Eric Young
January 7, 2008

Maria: Caught Betwixt Two Neeps
December 17, 2007

Aurora's 15 Daddies
December 12, 2007

Volcano Buddies
December 6, 2007

Loony Tunes
November 28, 2007

A Second Coming, and a First Leaving
November 25, 2007

Totally Not Predictable~!
November 25, 2007

Open Season on DX Memberships
November 10, 2007

The Father, The Son-in-Law, and the Holy Shawn
October 30, 2007

It's Not a Satireversary with MANTAUR~!
October 23, 2007

You Knouw Whaut's Couming...
October 16, 2007

HBGay? HAHAHAHA, It's Funny Because It Rhymes~!
October 10, 2007

No Pec Tears Allowed
October 2, 2007

Melina is a Cheap Slut (and Other Tales of Interest)
September 27, 2007

Different Strokes
September 18, 2007

The Cruiserweight Champion Gets a Push?!?!?!
September 12, 2007

Viva Wellness!
September 5, 2007

Where in the World is Sandiego Marella?
August 28, 2007

Now in OrtonVision
August 21, 2007

DNA Impact
August 14, 2007

Vince's Omnipotent Semen Strikes Back
August 8, 2007

How Would Jesus Promo?
August 5, 2007

Snitsky Needs Babies~!
July 24, 2007

A Convergence of Royalty
July 17, 2007

The Night of Speaking Unintelligibly
July 10, 2007

The Title Picture Gets Super Crazy Go Nuts
July 5, 2007

Secret Agent Man
June 20, 2007

Three Hours, and Still Not Enough Kane
June 12, 2007

A Silly Git
June 6, 2007

RVD Goes Bye-Bye
May 30, 2007

These Are Not the Superstars You're Looking For. Move Along.
May 22, 2007

The Vocal Stylings of the Great Khali
May 15, 2007

The New Randy Orton: Now With Chinlocking Action Grip!
May 8, 2007

Khali Did It.
May 1, 2007

Ouh Nou, Nout Agauin!
April 24, 2007

Mama Mia!
April 17, 2007

A Wish Come True
April 11, 2007

The McMahon Family Secret Revealed!
April 3, 2007

Something Happened
March 27, 2007

Who Needs Stars When You've Got JBL?
March 20, 2007

Young Guns, Old Gags
March 13, 2007

Fear the BoogeySpears~!
March 6, 2007

Staredowns of Extreme Unconfortableness~!
February 28, 2007

Jesus Says, "Take the Wigger Out!"
February 20, 2007

Crossover Madness
February 19, 2007

The Re-imbiggening of Disemvoicement
February 6, 2007

You're Breaking the Fourth Wall!!!!!
January 31, 2007

Imagi's Super Power Revealed At Last!
January 24, 2007

Edge Loses Another Bimbo Valet?
January 17, 2007

My God, It's Full of Stars
January 10, 2007

Federline > Britney?
January 4, 2007

Videogame Review: Total Extreme Warfare 2007
January 1, 2007

Three Hour Warning
December 21, 2006

Double Your Cena, Double Your Fun?
December 18, 2006

Interview with Total Extreme Wrestling's Adam Ryland
December 11, 2006

Evil Retards, Uppity Negroes, and Other Un-PC Things
December 8, 2006

Matt Hardy in Main Events? Truly This is BizarroWorld!
November 28, 2006

Of Referees and SAG Points
November 20, 2006

Don't Blame Me, I Voted for Boogeyman
October 31, 2006

Greetings, Citizens
October 25, 2006

The Fifth Sativersary Extravaganza
October 18, 2006

Reunion after Reunion after Reunion
October 10, 2006

nW-NOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
October 3, 2006

Who Turned Out the Lights?
September 26, 2006

Edge presents.... Monday Night Heat
September 19, 2006

Will Kanyon and X-Pac Get Their Revenge?
September 12, 2006

The Triumphant Return of Ralphus
September 7, 2006

Tribbles, Wookies, and SHARAPOVA~! OH MY~!
August 29, 2006

Complicateder Than "Memento"?
August 22, 2006

Are You Ready for Some Football?
August 15, 2006

Tell Me a Lie
August 8, 2006

The Gay-i-fication of the FBI?
August 1, 2006

Paging Dr. Boogeyman
July 25, 2006

Death the to English Language!
July 18, 2006

Around the Horn?
July 11, 2006

On the Road Again....
July 4, 2006

What Are the Odds?
June 27, 2006

The Whole Band is Back Together
June 20, 2006

Cena Groks Spock
June 13, 2006

Satire of the Beast
June 6, 2006

Triple H Costs the Boss
May 30, 2006

MOVIE REVIEW: See No Evil
May 29, 2006

MUSIC REVIEW: WWE Wreckless Intent
May 29, 2006

Witness the Wellness of RVD!
May 23, 2006

Drunk out of his Funkin' Mind?
May 16, 2006

Dare to Dreamer
May 9, 2006

Bring It On 3: The Re-Bringening
May 2, 2006

U's Can't See Me
April 25, 2006

Shelton and RVD Worship at the Church of Stipulationism
April 20, 2006

Going Mobile...
April 11, 2006

The Christ is Here
April 4, 2006

Longest Satire Ever
March 28, 2006

Captain Crunch is Hardcore
March 21, 2006

The Cloning of Shawn Michaels
March 14, 2006

The Wrath of Peter Gabriel
March 13, 2006

Shawn Michaels' Time Machine
February 17, 2006

DVD Review: Extremely Crazy Wrestling Fans
February 16, 2006

RAW is Going to the Dogs
February 7, 2006

Valentine's Come Early
January 31, 2006

You Can't See My UF-Ho
January 24, 2006

Not on MLK Day, Mama!
January 17, 2006

This Intercourse is OVER~!
January 10, 2006

AWARDS: Hocking's Best and Worst of 2005
January 6, 2006

Whatchya Gonna Do When Trish's Boobs Run Wild On You?
January 3, 2006

The Brotherhood of the Traveling Mistletoe
December 27, 2005

Let the ElimiDating Begin
December 13, 2005

Needs More Doug Llewelyn
December 6, 2005

ItR: Astrology and Assults
December 1, 2005

Going Natiuve
November 22, 2005

EVENT REPORT: SuperShow Taping Becomes Eddie Tribute Show
November 14, 2005

Olympic Bandstand
November 8, 2005

Tricks and Treats
November 1, 2005

Anniversaries Everywhere
October 25, 2005

Fruit Booty?
October 18, 2005

A Plague of McMahons
October 11, 2005

Homecoming's Final Surprise Guest? Tony Schiavone.
October 4, 2005

God Bless the USA Network
September 27, 2005

Cena at the Whifflebat
September 20, 2005

Charlie Haas Had It Coming
September 13, 2005

MontageMania
September 6, 2005

GAME REVIEW: Total Extreme Wrestling 2005
September 1, 2005

Jesus Saves?
August 30, 2005

Dont' Weep for Jericho, Argentina
August 23, 2005

Detective Malenko is On the Case
August 17, 2005

Who's Fired Now?
August 9, 2005

Strange Things are Afoot at the Circle-K
July 26, 2005

Max Hearty Strikes Again!
July 19, 2005

The Wind Blows in from North Carolina
July 12, 2005

Hogan Knows Squat!
July 5, 2005

INTERVIEW: Total Extreme Wrestling's Adam Ryland
June 30, 2005

All the Useless Divas You Can Handle!
June 28, 2005

Matt Hardy Betrayed Yet Again
June 21, 2005

TRADING SPACES: Hocking's Best Inside the Ropes Ever! EVER!
June 9, 2005

Hot Litigation Action
May 31, 2005

Wind in the Willows
May 24, 2005

Iron Chef, ECW Style?
May 17, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Reign, Book 3 (Part 6)
May 13, 2005

ALBUM REVIEW: John Cena's "You Can't See Me"
May 11, 2005

May Sweeps = Stunt Casting~!
May 10, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Reign, Book 3 (Part 5)
May 6, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Reign, Book 3 (Part 4)
May 4, 2005

Pure Gold
May 3, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Reign, Book 3 (Part 3)
April 29, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Reign, Book 3 (Part 2)
April 27, 2005

U Make the Call
April 26, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Reign, Book 3 (Part 1)
April 22, 2005

Everybody Speak in Verse, Now!
April 19, 2005

Muhammad Hassan Knows Where His Towel Is
April 12, 2005

The Power of Orton Compels You
April 5, 2005

Another Legend Returns on the Road to WM
March 29, 2005

Adventures in Acting
March 22, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Reign, Book 2 (Part 5)
March 18, 2005

Randy Orton Meets His Match
March 15, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Reign, Book 2 (Part 4)
March 11, 2005

03/07: The Truth About Christy and Lita
March 8, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Reign, Book 2 (Part 3)
March 4, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Reign, Book 2 (Part 2)
March 2, 2005

02/28: Return of the Curse of the Killer Magazine Covers
March 1, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Reign, Book 2 (Part 1)
February 25, 2005

02/21: Now Powered by Scooby Snacks?
February 22, 2005

02/14: Batista vs. JBL? Or vs. JTL?!?
February 15, 2005

02/07: MechaHHH vs. DaveZilla
February 8, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Ring, Book 1 (Part 5)
February 4, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Ring, Book 1 (Part 4)
February 2, 2005

01/31: Triple H's Plan for Global Domination
February 1, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Ring, Book 1 (Part 3)
January 26 2005

01/24: Attack of the Intergalactic Space Hussy~!
January 25, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Ring, Book 1 (Part 2)
January 24, 2005

EPIC SATIRE: Lord of the Ring, Book 1 (Part 1)
January 19, 2005

01/17: So Does That Make This Bizarro BizarroLand?
January 18, 2005

RAW HOUSE SHOW: Live in Minneapolis
January 17, 2005

01/10: Placating Batista with Cookies and Videogames
January 11, 2005

01/03: The Even Greater Debate!
January 4, 2005

12/27: End of an Era
December 28, 2004

12/13: Zen and the Art of Evolution
December 14, 2004

12/06: For the Love of the Game...
December 7, 2004

11/29: RAW is ORTON
November 30, 2004

11/22: An Evolution in Every Segment
November 23, 2004

11/15: But Triple H Kicks Out...
November 16, 2004

11/08: Everybody Loves Abe Orton
November 9, 2004

11/01: Maven's Taking Over
November 2, 2004

10/25: Yo Ho Ho and 457 Bottles of Rum!
October 27, 2004

10/18: Everybody's Backing the Mack in '04!
October 19, 2004

10/11: A Very Special Aunniversaury
October 12, 2004

10/04: Put a Little Ass on It
October 5, 2004

9/27: Lance Storm in Panties!
September 28, 2004

9/20: Monday Night Heat?
September 21, 2004

9/13: Forget Rosemary's Baby....
September 14, 2004

9/06: The Losening of the IC Belt, the Riddening of Carmella!
September 9, 2004

8/30: Dueling Husbands, Upskirt Cams, and Plenty of Mantaur!
August 31, 2004

8/23: Is Lita Already Spoken-For?
August 24, 2004

8/16: Sit-Out Osprey Bomb to Orton~?!?
August 17, 2004

8/09: Of Mantaur and Ice Cream...
August 10, 2004

8/02: Needs More Kane Baby
August 3, 2004

7/26: Advantage: Wrestling~!
July 27, 2004

7/19: Angle and Bischoff in... Trading Spaces!
July 20, 2004

7/12: The Truth About Lita's Ass Baby
July 13, 2004

7/05: Rage in the Bouncy Cage
July 7, 2004

6/28: A Very "Special" Announcement
June 29, 2004

6/21: That Wacky Diva Search
June 22, 2004

6/14: Completing Mae Young's Handiwork
June 15, 2004

6/07: Where's Your Kittens and Unicorns, Now?
June 8, 2004

5/31: Tasty Turnbuckles, Toasty Todd, and Other T-Words
June 1, 2004

5/24: Todd Grisham is... LOGIC COP~!
May 25, 2004

5/17: Double Vision: Maven and Rock Return~!
May 18, 2004

Booking Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (Part Three)
May 14, 2004

Booking Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (Part Two)
May 13, 2004

Booking Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (Part One)
May 12, 2004

5/10: Who's Eating the Cheese and Macaroni?
May 11, 2004

5/03: Dude, Where's My Push?
May 4, 2004

4/26: Now Selling for Anyone, Triple H
April 27, 2004

4/19: But is Generalissimo Francisco Franco Still Dead?
April 20, 2004

PPV Satire: Crazy Go Nuts Booty Shake
April 19, 2004

4/12: Save the Last Dance... Till Sunday
April 13, 2004

4/05: 20 Years in the Making
April 6, 2004

Game Review: Total Extreme Warfare
April 5, 2004

3/29: Of Fishing and Dancing Pirates
March 30, 2004

3/22: End of Evolution, Start of Li'l Evolution?
March 23, 2004

3/15: Set Sale for OMG~! Island, Matey
March 16, 2004

3/08: What's Long, Boring, and Makes No Sense?
March 9, 2004

3/01: By Your Powers Combined, He's Back
March 2, 2004

2/23: Vince McMahon in "A Drunk with Power"
February 24, 2004

Interview: With Total Extreme Warfare's Adam Ryland
February 19, 2004

2/16: Braving the Trail to Bakersfield
February 17, 2004

2/09: Berzerker in Charge
February 10, 2004

2/02: Tonight's Special Attracktion... WORKRATE~!
February 3, 2004

1/26: Foley Explains.... The Truth About Randy, That Is!
January 27, 2004

1/19: Put Some Stank on It
January 20, 2004

Album Review: WWE Originals
January 14, 2004

1/12: The Unprettying of Randy Orton
January 13, 2004

1/05: Sheriff of Whatthecrapville
January 6, 2004

12/29: Austin's a Sheriff (But He Sure is Not a Deputy)
December 30, 2003

OO 2003 Year in Review: Hocking Edition
December 22, 2003

12/15: Winner Takes Bobbleheads!
December 16, 2003

12/14 PPV Satire: Armoire Gettin'?
December 15, 2003

PPV Preview: RAW presents Armageddon
December 12, 2003

12/08: The Big Night of Not Doing Anything!
December 9, 2003

12/01: Ass O' Plenty
December 3, 2003

11/24: Satire on a Pole
November 26, 2003

11/17: Dance, Dance, Evolution! (And Everybody Else, Too)
November 18, 2003

11/10: Everybody Loves Ambulance
November 11, 2003

11/03: Save the Last Dance
November 4, 2003

10/27: The Case of the Many Cases
October 28, 2003

10/20: One Year Anniversary!  Have Some Cake and a Frosty!
October 21, 2003

10/13: Everybody!  Everybody!
October 13, 2003

10/06: Body Fusion for Idiots... Volume 1
October 7, 2003

9/29: Better than the Brand Split
October 1, 2003

9/22: 90% Jericho, 90% of the Time!
September 23, 2003

OO RAW Satire presents: Funforgiven!
September 22,2003

PPV Preview: RAW presents Unforgiven
September 19, 2003

9/15: So Totally Hot
September 16, 2003

9/08: RAW is YJ Stinger
September 9, 2003

9/01: The Tough Enough Reunion Special, Sort of
September 2, 203

8/25: Kane... Noted Shepherd and Marshmallow!
August 26, 2003

8/18: OverJuice, Fresh from the Groin Rubbing Room!
August 19, 2003

8/16: SD! Minneapolis House Show Report
August 18, 2003

8/14: SmackDown! Satire!
August 15, 2003

8/11: What are Matt Hardy and Jamie Noble's Box Doing Here?
August 12, 2003

8/04: From Three Minute Warning to Three Count
August 5, 2003

7/29: Monday Night Heat
July 29, 2003

7/22: Zombie Linda Strikes
July 22, 2003

7/15: Kane Didn't Start the Fire
July 15, 2003

7/7: Get Your Own Damn Frosty
July 8, 2003

6/30: Where the Hell are the Chili Cheese Fritos?
July 1, 2003

6/23: Solidifying Storm and Traveling Through Time
June 24, 2003

6/16: Fall Down, Go Boom
June 17, 2003

PPV Satire: Crazy Go Nuts Booty Shake
June 16, 2003

6/9: Hard Cell
June 10, 2003

6/2: got Kane?
June 3, 2003

5/26: The Poor Man's Mr. America
May 27, 2003

5/19: Night of Champions
May 20, 2003

5/12: That Darn Hummer
May 13, 2003

5/5: StoneColdBerg Rules... HHH: Hurt, Horny, Helpless
May 6, 2003

Survey Time: Twenty(five) Questions
May 2, 2003

Obtuse Angle: Inside the Mind of a Wrestling Columnist, Vol. 1
May 1, 2003

4/28: Hats and Leather Goods (by Jeb Lund)
April 29, 2003

4/21: Raven Got Fired for Eating Linda's Onion Rings
April 22, 2003

4/14: WWE Spin-off Showcase!
April 15, 2003

4/7: Forget Rock/Goldberg... Maven/Austin is ON!
April 8, 2003

3/31: Booking Sheets, Brutus Beefcake, and Bagels, Oh My!
April 1, 2003

3/24: All Singing, All Dancing!
March 25, 2003

3/17: Welcome to Loserville... Population: Dreamer
March 18, 2003

3/10: Lazarus Storm!
March 11, 2003

3/3: Won't Somebody Think of the Lance Storm Action Figure?
March 4, 2003

2/24: Dreamer Banishes HHH, Steiner is Easily Distracted
February 25, 2003

2/17: Beware the Wrath of Tommy Dreamer
February 18, 2003

2/10: The Dulcet Tones of the Coach and a Howler Monkey
February 11, 2003

2/3: RAW is Espaņol, Bearded Spock JR and HHH's Door Defects
February 4, 2003

1/27: Hey, Didn't I Already See This Last Week
January 28, 2003

1/20: Test Weeps Like a Little Girl
January 21, 2003

1/13: Must Have DVD, WWE Referee's Undressed!
January 14, 2003

1/6: Next Week... Scattergories!
January 7, 2003

12/16: "Bod" Burns! SantaDust Gets TV-14! And Foley Returns!
December 17, 2002

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