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ONLINE ONSLAUGHT
2009 WWE Draft Results Summary
March 14, 2009

by Rick Scaia
Exclusive to OOWrestling.com

Well, plus 10 to WWE for reading their OO and plucking some of my good ideas out of my Monday pre-Draft/State of WWE column... but minus several million for BREAKING UP MIZ AND MORRISON EVEN THOUGH I EXPLAINED RIGHT THERE IN BLACK AND WHITE WHY THAT'S THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER!!! Jesus H. Christ...

And minus another couple bazillion for whatever it is these twits are doing in this "Supplemental Draft." Twelve more picks into it, and I think they've broken up (for absolutely no discernable or defensible reason other than "OMG it's a swerve~!") another 7 or 8 teams or partnerships. In DIRECT VIOLATION of Monday's Talking Point #2, which merely used Miz and Morrison as the BEST EXAMPLE of something stupid WWE could do in terms of breaking up established pairs for no reason.

I don't know whether to feel sorry for those who got picked and sent to new homes where they have even LESS going for them than before... or to feel worse for thier orphaned partners (like Layla's squeeze William Regal or Zeke's meal ticket Brian Kendrick or Finlay or I could go on and on and on) who are staying in their old homes. Either way, I'll eat a bug if we're not getting a sneak peak into who's getting Future Endeavor'd in the very near future as WWE institutes Spring Cleaning Mode.

About today's extra draft picks: I guess I lied (although out of ignorance, not out of malice): the Supplemental Draft wasn't until just now (Wednesday). Not on Tuesday, like I said. So, thus, there's been no reason until this afternoon for me to make up the traditional fancy, easy-to-follow, color-coded table showing which stars have moved to which brand. [The red column are new RAW stars, the blue column are new SmackDown stars, and the gray column are new ECW stars; those asterisked were part of the supplemental -- not main -- draft.]

For future reference, as I'm sure we'll be discussing the draft and its fallout in upcoming OO columns (so keep on checking back, kids!), here you go:

To RAW	To SD	To ECW
Triple H (w/ WWE Title) MVP (w/ US Title) Big Show Carlito* & Primo* (w/ Tag Titles) Ken Kennedy * Matt Hardy The Miz Maryse (w/ Divas Title) Brian Kendrick * Festus * Chavo Guerrero * Hornswoggle * Bella 1* & Bella 2*	Chris Jericho CM Punk (w/ MitB Shot) Rey Mysterio (w/ IC Title) Kane Melina (w/ Women's) John Morrison * Shad * & JTG * Charlie Haas * Alicia Fox * Dolph Ziggler * Mike Knox * Ricky Ortiz * Candice Michelle * Layla *	Vladimir Kozlov DH Smith * Ezekial Jackson * Nattie Neidhart * Hurricane Helms* Zack Ryder *

RAW SATIRE: Nunzio, the Female Body Inspector

RAW RECAP: R-Truth is One Angry Black Man

SMACKDOWN RECAP: The Terrorists Win

RAW SATIRE: Wrestling's Most Wanted

RAW RECAP: T-Minus 48 Weeks, and Counting

PPV RECAP: WWE Extreme Rules 2011

OOTRR: WWE Unforgiven 2004 Re-Revued

RAW SATIRE: WHAMMY'D~!

NEWSFLASH: 2011 WWE Draft Results

RAW RECAP: Now You See Him, Now You Still See Him

SMACKDOWN RECAP: Edge's Busy Retirement

RAW SATIRE: England is Flavor Country

RAW RECAP: Changing Plans

SMACKDOWN RECAP: Bittersweet Victory

RAW SATIRE: Who is Sin Cara?

RAW RECAP: Other Stuff Happened, Too

NEWSFLASH: Edge Retires

SMACKDOWN RECAP: Third Time's the Charm

RAW SATIRE: Think of the Children!

RAW RECAP: Cena and Rock Ask You to Save the Date

PPV RECAP: WWE WrestleMania 27

ONLINE ONSLAUGHT: A Throwback WrestleMania?

PYRO'S PPV CORNER: WrestleMania 27

RAW SATIRE: Big Red Tromboner

RAW RECAP: Finally...

RAW SATIRE: Thrown Under the Bus

NXT RECAP: Like a Cow Chewing its Own Cud...

RAW RECAP: Sweet Sweet Vengeance

RAW SATIRE: Jersey Wisdom?

NXT RECAP: The Case for William Regal

RAW RECAP: Miz = Winning

SMACKDOWN RECAP: Who Won NXT, Again?

RAW SATIRE: G-Rilla is Here!

NXT RECAP: Is This Really Necessary?

RAW RECAP: The Soul Crushing Finale

SMACKDOWN RECAP: Christian to the Rescue (Again)

RAW SATIRE: Miz's Addition by Subtraction Theatre

NXT RECAP: Johnny Curtis?!? Really?!?

RAW RECAP: Phoning it In

SMACKDOWN RECAP: Hasta la Vista, Vickie

RAW SATIRE: Scandal in the Tag Ranks

NXT RECAP: What the What?!?

RAW RECAP: Silence is Golden

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Rick Scaia is a wrestling fan from Dayton, OH. He's been doing this since 1995, but enjoyed it best when the suckers from SportsLine were actually PAYING him to be a fan.