It didn't seem
feasible... but in April, the WWF decided to try the impossible:
turning Steve Austin into a despised heel.
With the Rock leaving the Federation for several months to film
a movie (a starring role in "The Scorpion King"), it was
a foregone conclusion that Austin would leave WrestleMania as WWF
Champion. But no one figured he'd turn heel that very night, and
in front of a packed AstroDome crowd in his own homestate. If
anything, the Rock taking time off to do a movie might have made
him a more viable choice to go heel later in the year (a returning
Rock turns into a Hollywood snob? would've worked, if you ask
me)...
But instead, Austin got help from Vince McMahon and a steel
chair to finally beat the Rock. After first saying the fans
deserve no explanation for his actions, Austin relented, and
revealed that the WWF Title was so meaningful to him that he'd do
ANYTHING to attain it, even joining forces with Vince. But the
heel turn didn't REALLY start to stick until later in the month,
when Austin really started to play into the "apprentice
heel" role underneath Triple H.
Only after ditching the beer-swilling bad-ass shtick did crowds
start turning on Stone Cold. It was once he was playing second
fiddle to HHH and running away from fights that they came around.
However, another problem loomed around the corner: with Austin and
HHH on top as heels and with the Rock gone to film a movie, who
would fill the roles of the Fed's top babyfaces?
The WWF's almost-immediate response was to return Undertaker
and Kane to main event status; they won the tag team titles and
started a feud with Austin and HHH that resulted in a PPV main
event later in April. But the Fed knew that wouldn't last... a
"Jeff Hardy Project" took place in April, as he briefly
won the IC Title, beating Triple H. Also, Chris Benoit and Chris
Jericho started pairing up with good results, especially as Benoit
was elevated by a continuing feud against proven main eventer,
Kurt Angle.
While questions about the WWF's babyface roster would linger
well past the end of the month, some questions finally seemed to
get answered in April. No one had really been certain of ECW's
status... until they finally filed for bankruptcy in April. Though
officially labeled a "Chapter 11 Re-Organization" (not a
total shut-down of the company), it would, in hindsight, pretty
much mark the official end of hopes that ECW would be ressurected
as a national promotion.
With liabilities of about $9 million against assets of about
$1.5 million, ECW simply had no hopes of meeting the $7 million
shortfall... especially considering some of those assets were in
the form of accounts receivable, and not liquid assets.
Revelations in the bankruptcy papers included a $500,000 debt to
the WWF that confirmed once and for all the relationship that had
existed between Vince and Paul even before Heyman came to the WWF.
Debts to top/loyal talents were also revealed. On the short list
of those owed roughly $50,000 or more were Rob Van Dam (owed
$150,000, actually), Rhyno, Tommy Dreamer, Joey Styles, and Shane
Douglas...
Even as some held out hope for a "re-organization"
instead of a shut-down, Paul Heyman did seem to pound the final
nail in ECW's coffin with a note posted to ECW's website. In it,
he essentially thanked the fans and said goodbye. He quoted Teddy
Roosevelt in the process (something along the lines of "it's
better to have had the balls to attempt great deeds and failed
than to have been a pussy and not tried at all," but much
more eloquent and much, much less crude).
Other News
WWF retains 24 (mostly young, cheap) workers from WCW, scraps
plans for May 6 Big Bang PPV, and is going to take at least 6
weeks to re-organize WCW for a full relaunch...
A TV taping on May 9 in Trenton, NJ, is set up for WCW, with
the plan to air the show in late night on Sat. May 12... those
plans were scrapped within a week, as the Fed decided they needed
more time, and made the call to delay the late night show to June
9 (with a live-to-tape taping held that same night)... eventually,
the June date was scrapped, too, and the re-debut of WCW was
pushed back indefinitely...
With that decision, the WWF decided to allow its 24 contracted
WCW workers to start accepting indie bookings to keep themselves
sharp...
The post-WM RAW did the WWF's second-best ever rating on TNN, a
5.7...
Word gets out that the vast majority of top WCW stars are going
to sit out their Time Warner contracts rather than accept buy-out
at $0.50 on the dollar to have the right to negotiate new
contracts with the WWF; only Ric Flair, Booker T, and Dallas Page
were rumored to be thinking about jumping to the WWF (and all
three did appear by year's end)...
After the success of WMX7, the WWF immediately started looking
at domes to house WMX8, with Florida's Tropicana Field jumping out
as an early favorite...
The Rock's incredible IronMan streak of working matches on 42
consecutive PPV events, the best ever in history, ended due to his
Hollywood hiatus; that left Triple H and Edge (both in the
mid-20's) with the next-best active streaks, though both would
also be broken within the next month or so...
Saturday morning wrestling on Memphis's WMC-5 had been a
tradition for decades, but was cancelled in April...
With the RTC very near death, the Godfather brought back his
old ho-pimpin' gimmick for a few houseshows before completely
fading off the WWF's major league roster...
Tony Schiavone stumped briefly for a spot in the new WWF-owned
WCW, but eventually had to settle for surfacing as a radio host
for Atlanta Braves' baseball...
By the end of the month, RAW's ratings settled back to where
they'd been back when Nitro was still on the air, indicating the
lack of direct wrestling competition had no ultimate effect on the
WWF's performance...
Shawn Michaels was dismissed from TV tapings, puportedly for
inappropriate conduct, and plans to bring him back to the active
roster were apparently totally scrapped; an April RAW Magazine
feature made it sound like HBK's return should have taken place
shortly after WM, but was obviously printed before the cooling of
the relationship between Michaels and the WWF...
Some mid-level WCW stars, such as Kanyon and Billy Kidman were
rumored to be very close to ending relationships with Time Warner
as their contracts "roled over" and expired; the WWF was
said to be interested in both...
Eric Bischoff surfaced again, this time working with the
Calgary-based MatRats wrestling company, which featured teenage
talents and was geared to a younger audience; the project, of
course, never got much past the pilot stage...
Rob Van Dam, invisible for months after the demise of ECW, was
finally rumored to be talking with the WWF about a job there...
Johnny Valentine, legendary performer in his own right and
father of Greg "the Hammer" Valentine, passed away at
the age of 72...
Stu Hart was hospitalized in April due both to illness and an
irregular heartbeat...
Triple H joined the fairly exclusive "Grand Slam"
club by adding the tag team titles to his resume with his and
Austin's main event win at Backlash...
Quotable OO
"Commissioner Regal is still (ahem) pissed at Y2J" --
OO on the continuation of a Jericho/Regal feud that was spawned
by the old urine-in-the-teapot gag, 04/02/01
"The first, best kind of heel heat is what I call the 'Honkeytonk
Man Heat' after the man who first exhibited it in my experience;
this is the kind of heat a villian has if the fans really dislike
him and everything he stands for and are tuning in or paying for
tickets just in the hopes of seeing him lose (or be otherwise
humiliated). The second kind of heel heat is what I call 'Ernest
Miller Heat'; this is what happens when fans respond to a heel by
deciding they'd rather flip the channel instead of sitting around
for a particular heel's shtick. This third type of heel heat may
be the by-product of today's smarter fans, though. This kind of
heat allows us to initially pop for a guy ('Hey, it's HHH. He's
cool!') before realizing we're part of the show, too, and we've
gotta pull our weight ('Alright, time to start booing,
now...')." -- OO, commenting on different types of heat
(including a new third kind that we hoped would apply to Steve
Austin), inadvertantly spawns hate mail from Ernest Miller fans
who think "Big Bossman Heat" or "X-Pac Heat"
would be more appropriate names, 04/04/01
"I don't think Jericho's smart-ass, cocky promos are the
type of thing that will put him into a top level fan favorite
slot. I think he'd be better served getting pushed to the top as a
heel." -- OO only has to wait 7 more months before this
particular prophecy comes true, 04/06/01
"I love getting the feedback, and am more than happy to
admit when I've been shown up, but on this issue, I really think
some of you are going to have to get ready to eat crow. Every
single argument I can come up with can be succintly summed up in
just two words: Bret Hart." -- OO to readers who disagreed
with OO's previously-published assessment that Chris Benoit could
be a main event player in the WWF, 04/09/01
"I did get one suggestion from an OO Reader, who felt that
a diplomatic way to refer to that sort of heel heat would be 'Fast
Forward Heat.' Conveys the right idea, and nobody's feelings get
hurt... Scott Keith also dropped a note to let me know that before
*I* started calling it 'Ernest Miller Heat,' it had been isolated
and labeled a few months prior by my arch-nemesis, Herb Kunze.
Herb called it 'bad heat.' Right after that, Dave Meltzer dubbed
it 'negative heat.' Real creative, there, guys... I thank Scott
for the instructive note, but I like living in my insular little
universe with my own (more descriptive) pet names for everything.
Screw those unimaginitive, stopwatch-and-notepad-wielding weenies,
anyway!" -- OO placates Ernest Miller, X-Pac, and Bossman
fans with regard to Heat Type #2, while also taking potshots at a
few stodgy ol' "wrestling journalist" types, 04/09/01
"Unlike The Rick, Scott apparently is compelled to keep
learning, rather than resting on a rusty old repository of
wrestling knowledge! That's why he's writing the books, and I'm
left taking some small amount of personal satisfaction from
squeezing crafty alliteration (like 'rather,' 'resting,' 'rusty,'
'repository,' and 'wrestling') into my little internet
column." -- OO admits failure after being corrected by
Scott Keith about the URBAN LEGEND (i.e. UNTRUE STORY)of Hector
Guerrero's dark match win over Goldberg, 04/09/01
"Back in 1995, ECW was a kind of forbidden fruit, and
thanks to a couple of hearty road warriors, I was able to make the
8 hour trek to Philly to witness ECW live on a few different
wintry occassions that February and March. Those shows -- which
featured Sabu, Chris Benoit, Shane Douglas, Raven, Al Snow, and
many more -- are forever etched in my mind as MY ECW. Something
special that few others knew about and which I had to make a
special effort to enjoy. Let's not get all sappy, though... ECW's
death has been so long and drawn out that it's never seemed quite
the appropriate time to eulogize it. But even if there never is a
moment in time where ECW finally dies for good, then at least I've
gotten a few kind words in before the bell." -- OO
struggles to find the right time -- and right words -- to bit a
fond farewell to ECW, 04/11/01
"There's even gonna be a live post-RAW chat next Monday,
where Russo promises to reveal the secret of Stacey's baby.
[Though it seems to me if we CARED about that secret, Nitro's
ratings wouldn't have tanked last fall!]" -- OO on a live
web-chat to be hosted by Vince Russo, 04/11/01
"Unless 'Saturday Nitro' wins, it seems the star of the
new show will have to be the old Val Venis... The alternate names
included 'Hard On Saturday Night,' 'Hot Box,' and others that
would make your Inner Beavis snicker uncontrollably." -- OO
on the juvenile alternate names included in a "Name the New
WCW TV Show" poll on WWF.com, 04/13/01
"I've finally put my finger on it: Raven talks like a
character in a Kevin Smith movie (you know, lots of big words that
don't sound at all natural or conversational, but which somehow
still come across as interesting and/or funny)." -- OO
isolates Raven's unique verbal stylings, 04/18/01
"I got a lot of e-mail arguing that the Steve Austin heel
turn is pathetic because it's ruining his bad-ass character (what
with all his running away from fights like a coward). So you're
upset with Austin? Uh, hello.... that's what heels are supposed to
do! And Austin's character is currently a heel! You do the
math!" -- OO's response to fans who -- GASP! -- started to
not like Steve Austin as much in April, 04/25/01
"A lot of movie/comic sites are reporting that Chyna may
be the next WWF superstar to cross-over to the silver screen....
as the titular character in the movie adaptation of 'Wonder
Woman.' And no 'titular' probably doesn't mean what you think it
does in that context, you filthy bastards!" -- OO includes
this quote just because his Inner Beavis has been recently
stimulated and insisted on typing the word "titular"
again, 04/25/01
PPVs
WWF WrestleMania X-7 (04/01/01) -- Steve Austin got help
from Vince McMahon to defeat the Rock and take the WWF Title. Also
on the show, the Undertaker maintained his undefeated record at WM
by topping Triple H in a memorable brawl. Other match results:
Chris Jericho beat William Regal to hold on to the IC Title... the
Acolytes and Tazz defeated the Right to Censor... Kane defeated
Raven and Big Show to take Raven's Hardcore Title... Eddie
Guerrero upset Test to win the European Title... Kurt Angle used a
handful of tights to beat Chris Benoit... Chyna squashed Ivory to
win the Women's Title... Shane McMahon beat Vince McMahon in a
streetfight after an amazing Van Terminator... Edge and Christian
overcame the Hardy Boyz and the Dudley Boyz in a Tables, Ladders,
and Chairs Match to win the Tag Team Titles (held by the
Dudleys)... and the Iron Sheik won a "Gimmick Battle
Royal" that featured 20 of the WWF's more outrageous old
characters.
WWF Backlash (04/30/01) -- Steve Austin and Triple H
teamed up to take the Tag Team Titles away from Undertaker and
Kane in the PPV's main event; in doing so, they consolodated all
the WWF's top gold, as Austin was already WWF champ and HHH was
already IC Champ. Other match results: Jerry Lynn debuted and beat
Crash Holly to win the WWF Light Heavyweight Title (on Heat)...
X-Factor beat the Dudley Boyz in six-man action... Rhyno retained
the Hardcore Title with a win over Raven... William Regal used the
twisted (and improvised) rules of the Dutchess of Queensbury match
to defeat Chris Jericho... Chris Benoit beat Kurt Angle by a tally
of four submissions to three in overtime of their Ultimate
Submissions Match... Shane McMahon beat the Big Show in a Last Man
Standing match... Matt Hardy beat Christain and Eddie Guerrero in
a three-way match to hold on to his Euro Title.
Title Changes
Steve Austin beat the Rock to win the WWF Title (04/01)... Edge
and Christian won the WWF Tag Team Titles previously held by the
Dudleys Boyz in a TLC Match also featuring the Hardy Boyz
(04/01)... Eddie Guerrero beat Test to win the WWF European Title
(04/01)... Chyna beat Ivory to win the WWF Women's Title
(04/01)... Triple H beat Chris Jericho to win the WWF IC Title
(04/03)... Jeff Hardy beat Triple H to win the WWF IC Title
(04/10)... Triple H regained the IC Title from Jeff Hardy
(04/16)... Undertaker and Kane beat Edge and Christian to win the
WWF Tag Team Titles (04/17)... Matt Hardy beat Eddie Guerrero to
win the WWF Euro Title (04/24)... Triple H and Steve Austin beat
Undertaker and Kane to win the WWF Tag Team Titles (04/29)...
Jerry Lynn beat Crash Holly to win the WWF Light Heavyweight Title
(04/29)...
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