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2003 YEAR IN REVIEW
March: Is Angle In or Out?
Part Five of Fourteen / January, 2004

by Rick Scaia
OnlineOnslaught.com

 

March turned into one of the most confusing, dramatic, and gut-wrenching months of the entire year for fans... just imagine what life had to have been like for Kurt Angle.

As we followed along with every development, Kurt went from needing another opinion but probably OK for WM19 to needs career ending surgery to can work WM19 but then needs to get spinal fusion surgery and miss a year of action before finally discovering Option D.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves.  When word broke less than a month before WM19 that Angle's neck was in bad shape, fans immediately began wondering what it might mean for the Lesnar/Angle dream match.  Angle had worked through some discomfort and was fully planning on doing the same up through WM19, until a severe turn for the worse during a tour of South Africa.  That's when a doctor looked at his neck and pretty much yanked him from the WM19 line-up.  

But SD! didn't act rashly.  They stayed the course that first week, and in that time, Angle saw another expert, who basically said that Angle could work WM19 and wouldn't be at much more risk than he'd been the last few months.  Angle, willing to deal with both the pain and the risk, took that as a clean bill of health (or at least, as clean as he was gonna get).  But the fans didn't know this as SD! staged a sudden Angle/Lesnar match for free on SD! three weeks prior to WM...

As we went through all the options for replacements (Benoit was a favorite, and Hogan and Rock both had supporters), it seemed a foregone conclusion that the free SD! match was merely a formality to have Angle drop the title to Lesnar with enough time to do SOMEthing to set up a challenger to Brock.  But guess again: in a genuinely shocking swerve, Kurt Angle used his brother Eric to confound Lesnar, and he won the match in under 90 seconds, and in so doing, signaled to the world that he had every intention of working the WM19 main event as scheduled.

Even as we rejoiced at our good fortune, we still knew that as soon as Mania was past, Angle would be facing fusion surgery and over a year on the sidelines.  But right around the time of Mania, word got out that a Pittsburgh-area doctor (Dr. Jho) had contacted Kurt after reading about his injury in the newspaper.  He proposed Angle try out his new, less-invasive procedure.  If successful, Angle would miss only 2 months instead of over a year.  Angle at first thought it sounded too good to be true, but after consulting with Dr. Jho, other doctors and even Scott Hall (the only wrestler to have attempted the procedure previously), Angle opted for the experimental procedure.

By most counts, it went well.  Angle was back on TV inside of 2 months and wrestling at his old pace inside of 3.  Although late year complications arose, they are not likely related to the experimental procedure (but more related to Angle's high impact style and past neck damage), and it seems that Angle may have blazed another trail: one where guys with serious neck injuries don't have to miss out on a year's worth of paychecks....
 

IN OTHER NEWS

  • Barely a month into its existence, Evolution crumbled to nothingness on the first weekend of March. In a house show tag match against the Dudley Boyz, Orton broke bones in his foot while Batista tore a muscle in his arm. Original prognosis: Orton would miss up to 6 months, Batista more like 4. With HHH nursing his thigh bruise, Ric Flair (all fifty-something years of him) was basically Evolution's healthiest member, so the group pretty much had to be back-burnered for the time being...
  • Only a month into his TNA run, Raven introduced the "Clockwork Orange House of Fun" gimmick match to his repertoire to blow-off his feud against fellow ECW alum, the Sandman. The two tore the house down in the wild brawl (which would go on to become Raven's signature match)...
  • Limp Bizkit was announced as the WM19 "house band," contributing not only the theme song for the show, but also two separate live performances during the event. The Rick was not pleased...
  • The future of Tough Enough was in serious doubt, as ratings for the third series were not up to snuff, and MTV was looking to get out of the WWE business. Ivory confirmed to fans and in interviews that TE4 was looking less and less likely...
  • WWE and Viacom agreed to a new deal to keep SmackDown! on UPN for another 2 years (extending their contract to Fall, 2005). This came amidst idiot internet rumors that UPN was displeased with SD! and wanted to either removed it from their schedule or reduce it to 60 mintues. Terms of the deal included UPN assuming all 24 minutes of network advertising time in each weekly show in exchange for a $500,000 weekly fee to WWE (previously, WWE paid UPN a weekly fee for the timeslot, and sold the advertising time for all but the locally sold spots and 2 minutes worth of UPN's in-house self-promotion itself). The new terms actually stood to benefit both sides.
  • WWE and Girls Gone Wild co-promoted a GGW PPV that turned out to be quite awful. With nudity and titillation more deserving of a "Girls Gone Mild" tag, and even less intriguing contributions from WWE personnel (unless you count Stacy Keibler's obvious intoxication as entertainment), nobody who mailed in to report on the show seemed to get anything resembling their money's worth. It should be noted that GGW has not, despite plans to the contrary, returned to PPV since...
  • On a PPV the same week as WWE and GGW's PPV crapstravaganza, TNA actually trumped the duo with a display of toplessness on their own show. Cage dancer-cum-valet Lollipop was stripped in a catfight, taking full advantage of TNA's TV-14 rating...
  • D'Lo Brown debuted for TNA mid-month, about 3 weeks after parting ways with WWE. On his first show, he basically did a quasi-shoot promo about being held down for so many years, and would spend the next few weeks being courted by various factions before settling in as a babyface rival to Vince Russo and SEX...
  • Victoria, reigning Women's Champ, is diagnosed with an injured MCL (knee ligament). Most expect her to need up to 2 months off to repair the damage, Victoria opts for non-surgical rehab, and although she drops the title at WM19 and assumes a less-active role for a bit, does not miss any TV tapings as a result of the injury...
  • Tommy Dreamer's one month on the RAW creative team came to an end. He chalked it up as a learning experience, and would later say that he never really intended to stick around as a full time contributor. He was just trying things out...
  • A pre-emption of SD! was a brief possibility as CBS announced plans to air wall-to-wall coverage of War in Iraq over NCAA tournament basketball; although UPN, TNN, and MTV were considered as alternatives to air the multiple simultaneous hoops games, CBS eventually ended up selling TV rights to ESPN for one set of afternoon games before deciding to abandon war coverage for the tourney...
  • Along similar lines, Viacom decided, once and for all, to make MTV "WWE-free." After a trial run the month before, the decision was made to move Heat permanently to TNN. The last MTV Heat was the pre-WM19 edition. Effective the following week, Heat was on TNN...
  • Following a concussion at the February PPV, William Regal remained on the shelf well into March. Follow-up doctor visits revealed strange symptoms not related to a concussion, and the mystery illness absolutely ruled out any return to active competition. Regal was replaced by Chief Morley as one-half of the RAW tag champions. Eventually, doctors would pinpoint Regal's problems as stemming from heart and kidney dysfunction; although docs have electro-shocked Regal's heart back to normal functioning and used medications to rid Regal of 30-plus pounds of water weight gain, the underlying causes of the problems were never identified, and Regal remained on the sidelines for the entire rest of the year...
  • Bill Goldberg reaches terms with WWE, a deal that is kept secret for all of about 2 weeks. Late in the month, word leaks from the publication world that WWE has prepped an issue of its self-titled magazine with Goldberg on the cover. A few days after that leak, a "Goldberg is coming" promo airs on the WM19 PPV to confirm the signing. The next night on RAW, Goldberg made an appearance to confront The Rock...
  • RAW expanded to 2 and a half hours on March 24, the final Monday before WM19. RAW conducted its usual 2-plus hour show, but then kicked it over to what was essentially a half-hour infomercial for the SD! brand matches at WM19 (including Hogan vs. Vince). Viewers tuned out in droves, and the poorly-rated final half-hour brought RAW's overall rating for the night down to a month-low 3.4...
  • In one of the most-fun mainstream appearances by WWE stars during the Road to WM19 hype, Chris Jericho's band, Fozzy, played Howard Stern's band, The Losers, in a sort of Battle of the Bands. The battle took place on Stern's show, and as such, was voted the 2-1 winner on the judge's scorecards, but reportedly, fun was clearly had by all involved...
  • Also on the road to WM, Steve Austin began making cryptic statements about his future in the company. What was perceived to be a pretty much full-time return to in-ring action never panned out, and Austin talked of his neck preventing him from working matches beyond WM19. The mutual respect vibe between Rock and Austin at the PPV certainly did nothing to alleviate the concern that Austin's health was worse than previously believed and might severely limit his participation in WWE...
  • Kevin Nash participated in WM19 weekend festivities (complete with jet-black hair reminiscent of his "Diesel" days), fueling speculation he was ready to return to the ring...
  • After already being relieved of his backstage clout, Paul Heyman lost his on-screen role in March. After being F-5'ed by Brock Lesnar, he did not appear again in a managerial capacity; he was banned from WM19's main event by Stephanie McMahon, but his absence from the side of Team Angle was never addressed. He just sort of evaporated....
  • Technical difficulties affect many fans with digital cable service who attempt to purchase the WM19 PPV. In at least two major markets, digital cable subscribers are unable to purchase the live event, and are told that the problem will not be solved until the Tuesday replay. On over-zealous cable operator estimated as many as five percent of all cable subscribers were affected, though the real number was probably significantly lower...
  • UFC stand-out Tito Ortiz appeared at ringside at WM19, and even pointed out by Tazz, spurring talk that he might come to WWE. In reality, though there is a certain amount of mutual interest, Ortiz's UFC contract ties him up through mid-2004...
  • OO is briefly rebranded with a red and blue color scheme that draws rave reviews... only problem is that it was a one-week joke celebrating the Dayton Flyers' NCAA tourney run. Leave it to you bastards to profess a love for a hastily conceived joke than for the design I slaved weeks over back in 2001...
     

NOTABLE quOOtables

"Well, the Church has finally caved in during the past few years and forgiven Galileo... but I'm know there are still a handful of folks out there who would soil their pants in glee if they saw a headline like 'Evolution Sidetracked' in their daily bulletin. Unfortunately for them, Charles Darwin's theory remains the most logical explanation for the development of life on this planet. But pro wrestling's 'Evolution,' a faction just barely a month old, is facing an Extinction Level Event of its own." -- OO on Randy Orton and Batista suffering serious injuries in the same house show match (March 3)

"Orton, that lucky bastard, will probably be able to use this to do more RNN updates.... It's just too bad that his perpetual injury status is -- unlike his dad's -- a shoot." -- OO on the Orton family tendancy towards chronic injuries (March 3)

"So until we find out that Angle will tough it out for one last match, or that Bill Goldberg has signed a contract, or that Bret Hart's set on un-retiring, or that the corpse of Mr. Perfect has been re-animated for a PPV-first Death Match at 35,000 Feet, maybe I'll do the unthinkable and endorse Scott Steiner as my choice for facing Brock Lesnar at WM19. Just to screw with all your heads! Yeah!" -- OO decides to just quit speculating and wait to see what WWE does in the wake of Kurt Angle's neck injury (March 5)

"Note to WWE: tits have about the same appeal to me regardless of much you hype them. I appreciate the information about when WWE-sanctioned tits will be made available, but found that 8 minutes of promotion did little to increase my pre-existing interest in tits. Please resume wrestling-themed programming, post haste. Thank you." -- OO likes tits, does not like SD!'s over-abudence of Girls Gone Wild and Playboy hype (March 7)

"Several readers mailed in to say that Limp Bizkit's website has confirmed the band's participation at WrestleMania 19. Oh, and good news, kids! They won't be performing just the WrestleMania 19 Theme Song (helpfully entitled Hey, at Least it's not "My Way" to ensure that wrestling fans do not leap from high places in droves as the song enters heavy -- read: a dozen times per quarter hour -- rotation down the Road to WM)... they'll be playing TWO (2) monster hit jams! Honestly, if you're a reader of this page, and you're checking out the Official Limp Bizkit website, that's cool with me. But you really ought to have known that sending me word that Limp Bizkit will be performing not once, but twice, at WM19 is only going to supply me with an excuse to once again talk about how utterly devoid of value and talent I find Limp Bizkit to be. Unless you count Fred Durst being an idiot savant when it comes to the art of self-promotion. Which I don't. But hey, Limp Bizkit at WrestleMania: it's the perfect marriage of two pop culture phenomena that peaked several years ago! On March 30, I'm gonna party like it's 1999! Or possibly the first two-thirds or so of 2000!" -- OO is just getting warmed up on the mind-numbingly awful choice of Limp Bizkit as the WM19 house band (March 10)

"The Nidia/Torrie Wilson 'body challenge' was called off when Nidia whacked Torrie with a chair before any semblance of nudity could be achieved. Stacy Keibler's contribution to wildness consisted of being wildly out of her gourd (probably on fruity foo-foo rum drinks, or something) and periodically shouting something mildly lewd. Also present from WWE were Jonathan Coachman (who, as the host, tried heroically to play it straight amidst the drunken revelry), Test (who, as a judge, was just as wasted as his girlfriend, and also added just as little to the night's entertainment). Even as a showcase for random tits and ass, most readers who checked out the PPV thought it failed. Apparently, an attempt to organize the 'World's Biggest Flash' at the end of the show only netted 20 participants. I don't know if that meant 20 girls, or 20 tits... but either way, it sounds pretty lame." -- OO recaps the craptacularity of the GGW PPV (March 14)

"Most pointless segment: trying to establish Jeff Hardy as a romantic lead. Listen, I, myself, am about as spectacularly unsmooth as it gets, but even I know that wearing a neckerchief and getting green shit all over a girl's face is NOT the key to her heart. I think it's safe to say we're about as interested in seeing more of this storyline as Trish appeared to be... " -- OO is not sold on another attempt to repackage Jeff Hardy (March 19)

"Fantasy Booking corner: Fred Durst deludes himself into thinking, for a brief second, that he possesses the wit and spontaneity to out-rap Cena, and winds up getting blasted in the head with about three dozen stiff chairshots for his troubles, removing any possibility that Limp Bizkit could actually perform on the PPV. The Fed must then scramble for a Seattle-area band to replace Bizkit on 30 minutes' notice... unable to re-animate the corpse of Kurt Cobain in that amount of time, they settle for the next best thing: Mudhoney, who sadly don't really seem to have anything better to do at this point. 'Take it Like a Man' is officially dubbed the new WM19 theme song, and for shits and giggles, they perform the classic 'In 'n' Out of Grace' as their second number. The house, at this point, would be officially rocked." -- OO proposes a way to kill two birds (Cena's mystery rap-off opponent and Limp Bizkit's participating at WM19) with one stone (March 19)

"And if your circle of friends, for some demented reason, actually draws up a tournament pool for next season's Maui Invitational, well, let's just say I'll expect you to forget this past weekend's unpleasantness and pick the Flyers to strike deep. Central Michigan is the only other NCAA tourney team going next year, and Ohio St. and Villanova are the (very beatable) BCS conference representatives; looks like just the kind of mediocre draw in which the Flyers would be right at home! Just 200-something days till next season!" -- OO accurately predicts a Dayton Flyer victory in the 2003 Maui Invitational just 12 hours after the Flyers' loss in the first round of the NCAA tourney (March 24)

"For now, I'm just happy that it sounds like my off-hand (and perhaps in bad taste) quip last night -- along the lines of 'Ouch, I wonder which of these two needs a year off for neck surgery NOW?' -- will end up being as off-base as it was off-the-cuff. Lesnar should count his recovery time in weeks. Not months." -- OO is glad to hear Brock Lesnar is relatively OK after his spectacularly botched Shooting Star Press attempt at WM19 (March 31)

"I'm not even going to give Piper his own bullet point... as amazingly cool as it was to see him come in and stake his own claim to having played a big part in the success of the WrestleMania concept, I think Piper's pasty-white, doughy appearance speaks for itself as far as the chances of him sticking around for more work goes. Piper was a one-and-done deal; a quick promo would be about the only additional participation I could see coming from him." -- OO could not be a bigger jack-ass, making this statement one day prior to the announcement of the return of Piper's Pit (March 31)
 

RATINGS TRENDS
(Note: RAW's cable ratings are converted to broadcast numbers 
for our monthly comparisons)

Average Rating  Change from Prior Month Change from Start of Year
RAW 3.3 +0.1 +0.1
SmackDown! 3.1 -0.2 -0.3

PAY-PER-VIEW RESULTS

WWE WrestleMania 19
March 30, 2003

OO Predicted... What REALLY Happened...
Morley/Storm d. RVD/Kane  Chief Morley and Lance Storm beat
Rob Van Dam and Kane to retain the World Tag Team Titles (on Heat)
Rey d. Matt Matt Hardy beat Rey Mysterio to
retain the Cruiserweight Title
Taker/Jones d. Show/Train Undertaker beat Big Show and A-Train
in a handicap match 
Jazz d. Trish and Victoria Trish Stratus beat Jazz and Victoria
in a Triple Threat Match to win
the World Women's Title
Team Angle d. Guerreros and Benoit/Rhyno Team Angle beat Los Guerrero and
Chris Benoit/Rhyno in a 3-way match
to retain the WWE Tag Titles
Jericho d. Michaels Shawn Michaels beat Chris Jericho
Booker d. HHH Triple H beat Booker T to retain
The World Heavyweight Title
Hogan d. Vince Hulk Hogan defeated Vince McMahon
Rock d. Austin  The Rock beat Steve Austin
Lesnar d. Angle Brock Lesnar defeated Kurt Angle
to win the WWE Title

OO Accuracy Rating for This PPV:   60.0% (6 out of 10)
OO Accuracy Rating for 2003:   75.0% (18 out of 24)

Click Here for the Full Recap of WrestleMania 19

TITLE CHANGES

Triple X (Low-Ki and Christopher Daniels) beat America's Most Wanted to win vacant NWA Tag Team Titles on 3/12... "Chief of Staff" Sean Morley replaces William Regal (out of action due to illness) as Lance Storm's World Tag Team Title partner on 3/24... Brock Lesnar beat Kurt Angle to win the WWE World Title on 3/30... Trish Stratus beat Victoria and Jazz in a 3-way match to win the World Women's Title on 3/30... Kane/Rob Van Dam defeat Chief Morley/Lance Storm and the Dudley Boyz to win the World Tag Team Titles on 3/31...

 

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