Vince's keynote address. See, now I have to wait to see if they left in him complaining about the evil media before I can fast forward. He's an evil genius. Is the American Spirit really such a secret? Oh, there's the evil media. They TOTALLY should've made Davari a reporter for Al-Jazeera. (5:29)

Still To Come: Undertaker vs Heidenreich
Up Next: visits with the troops
3rd Platoon Charley Troop I-5 CAN. says hello

SmackDown! Live
12/28 - New Orleans, LA [SD!]
12/29 - Albuquerque, NM [HHH tour]
12/30 - San Antonio, TX [HHH tour]
01/03 - Manchester, NH [no tour?]
01/04 - Mohegan Sun, CT [SD!]

Merry Christmas: Recon Platoon, in Kirkuk, Iraq

THAT SUIT HAS NO BUTTONS. 

Hilarious!!! Mick Foley as Santa bit. So what's in the Gatorade? Stupidest thought I've had today: Don't you wish RAW would get to go to Iraq one of these years? If only for the Val Venis/Weapon Of Mass Destruction joke? No? (2:35) 

What's better: Steve emphasizing the troops actually enjoyed a WWE show or Josh acting dramatic over people having to wear helmets and vests in a war zone? Steve really likes saying it I-ROCK

Last year with the troops and this year with the troops. "Mr. McMahon said he went out and asked for volunteers, and everyone on this trip is a volunteer." Enough with that already. Tour stops, so to speak. Booker, Rey, Undertaker and Torrie, what a group.  (3:50)

Up Next: JBL is afraid of nothing. Especially not getting really hot in a haz mat suit.

WrestleMania Recall, presented by Snickers Cruncher: Andre the Giant chokes Bob Uecker for the billionth time.

WWE Rewind presented by SmackDown! vs Raw: JBL rides out in a armed humvee.

JBL talks. Deserters, right, they can't send RAW over as long as Orton's with them. (3:53)

Up Next: People yelling to a faux-arab beat.

There was Blade 3 stuff here, but I'm not going back to see what. I'll see it on Heat.

More superstars with the troops. Including crying. You can't be doing music montages with twenty minutes left, c'mon. (4:41)

Up Next: Undertaker vs Heidenreich.

Landing in Iraq. (1:34)

Undertaker vs Heidenreich (3:33)

Up next: Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero vs Luther Reigns and Kurt Angle

WWE Body Slam of the Week, presented by Bod Men: Eddie drives in a "low rider humvee."

Rey/Eddie vs Luther/Kurt. Rey's tights are pretty awesome. (2:46)

Josh and Steve wrap up. One more music video, ending with Vince's words (3:37), and we're done.