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WWE VELOCITY RECAP
#1 (out of 4): The B-Shows Go
Content Free for Two Weeks!

July 5, 2005

by The Cubs Fan
Exclusive to OnlineOnslaught.com

 

so you were warned: This recap is pointless. Heat's recap is pointless. Since next week is another double taping, those weekend shows are also going to be pointless. I was going to do something different this week, but then I figured - pointless.
 
TV PG V CC entertainment open - everyone's added (plus a new shot of Melina), but we still must leave in the truck crash.

Your announcers are Josh and not fired (yet). Romero bullet points the pointless show.
Eddie on SD! Don't let your kids eat candy from Eddie. (7:41) Josh and Steve remind us they're not allowed to be normal people and guess the obvious.

 
Up next: fluff with Torrie

Torrie seemingly hasn't been on SmackDown! forever, but she does sell SmackDown! Magazines here. Maybe in this tell-all interview, she'll give her opinion on how women can get such worthless storylines (at best) with a women in charge of it all. LOOK! DOG!  (:48)

SmackDown in [fill in foreign tour here] video package. (:30)

Up next: Batista! what a shocking shock

SmackDown! Live
07/04 - Sacramento, CA [RAW/SD! Supershow - wonder why it's listed as a supershow this week but not last?]
07/11 - Portland, ME [SD! Live]
07/12 - Worcester, MA [SD!]
07/16 - Frederick, MD [SD! Live]
07/17 - Ocean City, MD [SD! Live]

Advent Rising RKO of Three Weeks Ago, because it's been a slow three weeks.

no particular reason theatre: Randy Orton vs Chris Benoit from SummerSlam '04 (6:31)

Up next: Batista

Starburst Rewind: the sixth man? Captain C!

Highlights of the eliminations and the not-title match. So what was in the bag? The Women's Title? (5:11) Josh tries "the largest Animal in wrestling" as a horrible nickname, and succeeds!

Up Next: shilling!

Josh and Romero hype up stuff on RAW, as makes complete sense.

we've got a DVD to shill: Stars of the '80s, Roddy Piper (7:45)

Josh and Steve talk about trades, without actually talking about the trades because they taped this on Wednesday.

SD! Draft Pick recap (3:49)

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SMACKDOWN RECAP: The Terrorists Win
 
RAW SATIRE: Wrestling's Most Wanted
 
RAW RECAP: T-Minus 48 Weeks, and Counting
 
PPV RECAP: WWE Extreme Rules 2011
 
OOTRR: WWE Unforgiven 2004 Re-Revued
 
RAW SATIRE: WHAMMY'D~!
 
NEWSFLASH: 2011 WWE Draft Results
 
RAW RECAP: Now You See Him, Now You Still See Him
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Edge's Busy Retirement
 
RAW SATIRE: England is Flavor Country
 
RAW RECAP: Changing Plans
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Bittersweet Victory
 
RAW SATIRE: Who is Sin Cara?
 
RAW RECAP: Other Stuff Happened, Too
 
NEWSFLASH: Edge Retires
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Third Time's the Charm
 
RAW SATIRE: Think of the Children!
 
RAW RECAP: Cena and Rock Ask You to Save the Date
 
PPV RECAP: WWE WrestleMania 27
 
ONLINE ONSLAUGHT: A Throwback WrestleMania?
 
PYRO'S PPV CORNER: WrestleMania 27
 
RAW SATIRE: Big Red Tromboner
 
RAW RECAP: Finally...
 
RAW SATIRE: Thrown Under the Bus
 
NXT RECAP: Like a Cow Chewing its Own Cud...
 
RAW RECAP: Sweet Sweet Vengeance
 
RAW SATIRE: Jersey Wisdom?
 
NXT RECAP: The Case for William Regal
 
RAW RECAP: Miz = Winning
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Who Won NXT, Again?
 
RAW SATIRE: G-Rilla is Here!
  
NXT RECAP: Is This Really Necessary?
 
RAW RECAP: The Soul Crushing Finale
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Christian to the Rescue (Again)
 
RAW SATIRE: Miz's Addition by Subtraction Theatre
 
NXT RECAP: Johnny Curtis?!? Really?!?
 
RAW RECAP: Phoning it In
 
SMACKDOWN RECAP: Hasta la Vista, Vickie
 
RAW SATIRE: Scandal in the Tag Ranks
 
NXT RECAP: What the What?!?
 
RAW RECAP: Silence is Golden
 
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