by The Rick
Undisputed Lord and Master of OnlineOnslaught.com

OK, so no: I don't really believe there is some grand conspiracy to fuck with our heads to changing the brands' distinct formulas.  But it's something reasonably interesting to talk about before I do the recap of last night's RAW....

Ummm...  no.

I liked the show, and I'll talk more about it in tomorrow's regular OO.  But I'm running way late today, and if this update is gonna be posted by 5pm, the only way to do it will be to cheat.

So, in the name of reminding you all just how good you have it, I am today using the Official WWE.com RAW Recap -- a true steaming pile of self-serving turds -- as my replacement.  Next time I'm having a week when I'm struggling to make the show sound interesting, maybe you'll remember this week:  when you not only endured a recap that barely even explained to you what happened on the show.

Even when I'm feeling pissy, I still TRY to explain things.

I apologize profusely for my time crunch, and I will make up for it (partially) by doing a more extended breakdown of RAW in tomorrow's column.  But for now, here is...

YOUR RAW RECAP!

Enjoy, suckers.... 

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